Rael
Supper's Ready
Them dang water hazards will get you every time.
Tiger Woods Seriously Injured In Car Crash
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Them dang water hazards will get you every time.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Tilted
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I wouldn't know, there's no water whatsoever on the course I normally play.
itsbob
I bowl overhand
Anyone know if his testicles are ok?
It would suck if he had a hole in one...
A black man out at 2:45 AM in his cadillac.. that's about par for the course..
Penn
Dancing Up A Storm
sockgirl77
Well-Known Member
I am so printing this out for my dad. He hates Tiger. 
Tilted
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Rael
Supper's Ready
"Can't be happy about that one"
Rael
Supper's Ready
At work today, after they announced he was released, we started making a few jokes. One guy said "I thought Tiger was a good driver? :shrug: "
Then we commented on how the media will keep a story like this going without any good information and the questions they come up with, the so-called experts they bring on, etc. just to keep it on.
Another guy made the comment "well, they could call [John] and get his expertise (one of our office guys). After all, he lived in Florida years ago and watches Tiger play all the time"
A few minutes later, the media went back to this story (after the distracted pilots story) and said "we'll be bringing on someone who knows Tiger very well right after the break". No kidding, [John's] phone rang. We almost died laughing.
Then we commented on how the media will keep a story like this going without any good information and the questions they come up with, the so-called experts they bring on, etc. just to keep it on.
Another guy made the comment "well, they could call [John] and get his expertise (one of our office guys). After all, he lived in Florida years ago and watches Tiger play all the time"
A few minutes later, the media went back to this story (after the distracted pilots story) and said "we'll be bringing on someone who knows Tiger very well right after the break". No kidding, [John's] phone rang. We almost died laughing.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
At work today, after they announced he was released, we started making a few jokes. One guy said "I thought Tiger was a good driver? :shrug: "
Then we commented on how the media will keep a story like this going without any good information and the questions they come up with, the so-called experts they bring on, etc. just to keep it on.
Another guy made the comment "well, they could call [John] and get his expertise (one of our office guys). After all, he lived in Florida years ago and watches Tiger play all the time"
A few minutes later, the media went back to this story (after the distracted pilots story) and said "we'll be bringing on someone who knows Tiger very well right after the break". No kidding, [John's] phone rang. We almost died laughing.
BuddyLee
Football addict
Oh, facial lacerations. How dramatic.
It can be like Phantom of the Greens. Tiger moving hole to hole in stealth formation swooning his way to that special dame while setting elaborate golf traps for his male counterparts along the way.
BuddyLee
Football addict
I blame Clinton Portis.It appears he wasn't just putt putting around.
On a more serious note though... this is a very suspicious incident. Alcohol was a not a factor. It doesn't say no other substance was a factor.
:shrug:
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Ok, to say he has lost a step is one thing. To call him a tree or a fire hydrant is a bit much.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Well, he did have to go to the hospital to have the divots replaced or, at least to have his trap raked. :shrug:
Tilted
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Why? Was Tiger driving an Eastern Motors lemon?
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Ha!
Police chief: Woods' wife helped after accident
My man was running for his life from a pissed off baby momma wielding a lob wedge. In a panic, he pranged the ride off of everything in sight as she was smashing up the wheels from the back to front, just like Jaws ate up the Orca and Quint. Then, after the airbags deployed and he finally stopped running into things, she caught up, drug his ass out and beat his ####ing ass for him.
Dazed, yeah. Beat up, yeah. You would be too, if a mad Swede took to you with the tools of the trade.
Police chief: Woods' wife helped after accident
My man was running for his life from a pissed off baby momma wielding a lob wedge. In a panic, he pranged the ride off of everything in sight as she was smashing up the wheels from the back to front, just like Jaws ate up the Orca and Quint. Then, after the airbags deployed and he finally stopped running into things, she caught up, drug his ass out and beat his ####ing ass for him. Dazed, yeah. Beat up, yeah. You would be too, if a mad Swede took to you with the tools of the trade.