Trading sex for food

[slotpuppy]

I know my role VERY well. And trust me, he pays...a lot...and probably more than he bargained for! 'Cause I am a very high maintenance woman. Poor guy.
But I do make sure he stays happy and well fed.

The best way to keep a man happy is to be seen and not heard.

 

[ArkRescue]

The best way to keep a man happy is to be seen and not heard.

 

[Hank]

Terrific first date!

Take note, ladies!

 

[ArkRescue]

Take note, ladies!

maybe so, but you can't hold your glow past 1 date apparently, or you wouldn't be advertising right now lol

 

[Beta]

How much did you spend on his dinner?

I bought him a happy meal :shrug:

 

[slotpuppy]

Hush woman and bring me donuts.

 

[bcp]

Hush woman and bring me donuts.

this was about TRADING SEX FOR FOOD
not, Sex with Food.

 

[libertytyranny]

two of my favorite things


I don't think food is a date. I have had lots of food with men I am not dating. A date, to me, is an activity. Im talking movies, a show, a wine tasting, a hike..etc. Food is nourishment for more

 

[ArkRescue]

this was about TRADING SEX FOR FOOD
not, Sex with Food.

YEAH ! and if it fits through a donut hole, I may not want it ........

 

[Hank]

two of my favorite things


I don't think food is a date. I have had lots of food with men I am not dating. A date, to me, is an activity. Im talking movies, a show, a wine tasting, a hike..etc. Food is nourishment for more

Have you ever had honey drizzled on you from head to toe and then obediently cleaned by the tongue of a man?

Honey is food, right?

 

[Misfit]

Have you ever had honey drizzled on you from head to toe and then obediently cleaned by the tongue of a man?

Yes, I was raised Catholic.

 

[slotpuppy]

YEAH ! and if it fits through a donut hole, I may not want it ........

I have tried, but the donut breaks in half.

 

[ArkRescue]

I have tried, but the donut breaks in half.

ahhh smart answer ..... you might be related to Hank.

 

[Misfit]

YEAH ! and if it fits through a donut hole, I may not want it ........

I have tried, but the donut breaks in half.

slotpuppy invented Munchkins® by making sexy time with Danishes.

 

[Hank]

maybe so, but you can't hold your glow past 1 date apparently, or you wouldn't be advertising right now lol

Coming from the woman who names her cats after dudes that reject you.... oooooook.....

 

[bcp]

YEAH ! and if it fits through a donut hole, I may not want it ........

Guess Im not going to impress you with my life saver trick then.

 

[libertytyranny]

Have you ever had honey drizzled on you from head to toe and then obediently cleaned by the tongue of a man?

Honey is food, right?

hot sauce.

 

[Hank]

hot sauce.

You're hardcore!

 

[bcp]

hot sauce.

red peppers might be good too

 

[MMDad]

Well you see, when a boy-caveman liked a girl-caveman he would fashion a bludgeoning or stabbing weapon out of a tree-branch which he would then use to kill a boar with.

He would then drag the animal to her cave where they would cook it.





While they were waiting for the meat to get done to perfection, they would rut like pigs.


And that is how sex and food became intertwined.

Don't over think it. It isn't some sophisticated courting ritual based on respect or anything else.

It's just our basic animal instinct. Cave woman would only mate with someone who proved they could provide for their offspring. Tramps who didn't get the food first were left as single cave moms and their lines died out.