valentines day...

[BS Gal]

And YOU'RE going to deserve it when she slaps you across the face with it.

I have a better idea of what to do with it.

 

[Lugnut]

I once gave a lady friend an anatomically correct chocolate heart.

Human???

Note to self, don't #### with aps!

 

[jazz lady]

I have a better idea of what to do with it.

Bristles first.

 

[desertrat]

Bristles first.

I'm thinking a small trim brush is what she needs.

 

[BS Gal]

I'm thinking a small trim brush is what she needs.

I'm thinking that big honking one. I think it is a 5 or 6 incher.

 

[lugebob]

My wife of 28 years, asked me to agree to "do nothing" for Valentines Day.

Im thinkin it's a trap!!!!!

 

[aps45819]

Human???

Note to self, don't #### with aps!

Of course

she was a little about it

 

[jazz lady]

I'm thinking a small trim brush is what she needs.

Only if it goes in sideways.

 

[aps45819]

Heart

 

[jazz lady]

Heart

make the ultimate gift for mortuary students, pathologists, embalmers, or your sweetheart

Nice group there.

 

[sockgirl77]

My wife of 28 years, asked me to agree to "do nothing" for Valentines Day.

Im thinkin it's a trap!!!!!

It is.

 

[Vince]

I also made heart-shaped meatloaf for dinner and pink mashed potatoes! The potatoes kinda freaked him out.

Yeah, the pink mashed potatoes would be going a little too far.

 

[kwillia]

Nice group there.

I'm thinking those wanting to get out of a relationship or who have just ended a relationship could use that link.... well only once they've added the icepick or butcher's knife to the lovely chocolate arrangement...

 

[jazz lady]

I'm thinking those wanting to get out of a relationship or who have just ended a relationship could use that link.... well only once they've added the icepick or butcher's knife to the lovely chocolate arrangement...

And splattered it with ketchup. And added a dozen dead roses.

 

[K_Jo]

I already know what I'm getting this year for V-day... a phone call from Daytona telling the how warm it is and how much he loves me and how he wishes I was there...

Hey! I'm getting the same thing! Just like last year.

 

[kwillia]

Hey! I'm getting the same thing! Just like last year.

Sounds like next Wednesday would be a good evening for baking gobs and having some of your famous countertop chicken... hmmmmmm...

 

[K_Jo]

Sounds like next Wednesday would be a good evening for baking gobs and having some of your famous countertop chicken... hmmmmmm...

Sounds better than having sex with Mr. Jones.

 

[Pete]

There's a suicide thread in chit chat. It may help you. It's helped me...but now after reading this, I need to go back and refer to it.

No need, I was just goofing. I love myself more than anyone else could

 

[bresamil]

No need, I was just goofing. I love myself more than anyone else could

False. Boy loves you much more than you love yourself.

 

[Pete]

Sounds better than having sex with Mr. Jones.

you 2 really are pals.