Can't be as bad as that AIDS thing. I thought I was never going to get over that....phew!...sure hope I never catch it again.
You're a few (okay, a lot) years older than me - how many EOTWAWKI have you survived? I'm in the double digits at least. I must be like a super human or something. All these things are destroying the whole planet - THE WHOLE PLANET!!! - and I don't even get a freakin' hangnail.