What do Women want.(women Only)

Midnightrider

Midnightrider

Well-Known Member
Hot N Bothered said:
Anyone ever see the play called "Cloud 9?"


Let's just say after seeing it, no man wishing to be portrayed as a heterosexual would be using that phrase. :really:
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Its definately the most gender shiftingest play ever!!!!
I saw it at St Marys when i went there, had to see it twice to catch all the wierd switches. But the allusions to pedaphillia were a little much.........
Still made you think

:returningtopreviousgender:
 
Dupontster

Dupontster

Would THIS face lie?
cattitude said:
I want Pete. Nah, I want Kyle...yeah...Kyle...that's what I want. Now that I think about it. I really want DeeJay and a lot of money. Yeah, that would be the best. I would want Sharon and Jazz to be with us too. Oh I can't forget Christy (could you bring Steve??) I know I'm missing people. I'll keep thinking. I also want money. Lots of money. oooooh, further thinking....If I had DeeJay and money, we could get anything we wanted. We'd be a tag team and have all the power and Karma. We'd be unstoppable. We'd have it allllllllllllll. Ewwww..he's a short little azzz....gimme my butt-grabbin buddy, The Squire, anyday! :lamo:
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Typical woman....Don't know what the hell she wants.... :lmao: :lmao: :yeahthat:
 
gumbo

gumbo

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Dupontster said:
Typical woman....Don't know what the hell she wants.... :lmao: :lmao: :yeahthat:
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:spank: Wenchy wrote ..Males only in chit chat.
You had alot of guys answerd with sincerity and from the heart :flowers:

I asked the same question in this thread.and :dead:
We get a cat fight, Name calling, and something about Kyle and warts.
And to top it off I loose karma :bawl:

So I rest my case Nice guys out number nice women :lmao:
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Men say what they want..Woman want us to have ESP
Then say we are insensitive :spank:
 
Oz

Oz

You're all F'in Mad...
Kain99 said:
Personally I want the truth.............. Nothing is more refreshing or more of a sexual turn on than a man who will not lie!
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Men want sex, and then we want to go to sleep... How's that for truth?

:killingme

PS. I'm only hijacking the thread because mainman did so on the first page.
 
gumbo

gumbo

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Christy said:
Ding Ding Ding... We got a winnaaaaaa!!!!! :yay: :smoochy:
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:whistle: Just great we got men that know what they want.
we got women that think they know what men want
We have men that are un wanted cause they don't know what women want.
And women are always wanted by men.
I have come to the understanding???????? Drum roll please :popcorn:
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NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THEY WANT !

We are just a bunch of tards living in tardsville :cheers:
 
T

TWLs wife

New Member
gumbo said:
What are women looking for in a man. :notworthy

Women say we don't have a clue :shutup:

So fill us in :blahblah:

(women only) :gossip: Like we can shut up :ohwell:
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Someone truthful & caring, that alway shows & tell you how much they love you. :huggy:
 
kwillia

kwillia

n/a
DrenchyFizmo said:
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on....
But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count???!
(Chorus) I will survive! I will survive!
'Cause as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is alive!
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Dayum...:shocking:
 
RoseRed

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
kwillia said:
Dayum...:shocking:
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrenchyFizmo
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on....
But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count???!
(Chorus) I will survive! I will survive!
'Cause as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is alive!
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:whistle:
 
gumbo

gumbo

FIGHT CLUB !
TOY'S AND BATTERIES...The truth of why guys have a hard time finding women.

THEY DON'T NEED US !
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Sombody blow this thing up Iam outta breath,
She looks like Mr. BILL.
I get this look from real women too :killingme :killingme :killingme
 
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crabcake

crabcake

But wait, there's more...
gumbo said:
TOY'S AND BATTERIES...The truth of why guys have a hard time finding women.

THEY DON'T NEED US !
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Sombody blow this thing up Iam outta breath, She looks like M.R BILL LMAO
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"toys and batteries" are like "fix-a-flat" ... it gets you through the short term until you get the old and worn out one replaced.
 
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