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smoothmarine187

smoothmarine187

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BS Gal said:
I don't like guys that are "too" nice. They worry me. Course I've been married for 25 years, but still, the men I deal with at work that are "too nice" really bother me.
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Those are the guys that are usually serial killers!
 
gumbo

gumbo

FIGHT CLUB !
smoothmarine187 said:
Most definetely......no silent and deadly one's here......I once blew the ass right out of my pants and killed 6 skunks...and that was just a small fart.
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Woman say it don't, but we know this kind of stuff impresses the hell out of them. :yay:
 
Nanny Pam

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smoothmarine187 said:
Most definetely......no silent and deadly one's here......I once blew the ass right out of my pants and killed 6 skunks...and that was just a small fart.
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gumbo said:
Woman say it don't, but we know this kind of stuff impresses the hell out of them. :yay:
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ya'll are funny! :lmao:
 
smoothmarine187

smoothmarine187

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gumbo said:
Woman say it don't, but we know this kind of stuff impresses the hell out of them. :yay:
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:lmao: I enjoy tucking in the the sheets and then inflating them to balloon size with one massive ass ripper, and then I lovingly cover her head up and run......
 
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FIGHT CLUB !
smoothmarine187 said:
Those are the guys that are usually serial killers!
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We know their not lady killers wiith lines like..Thank you for letting me use your restroom. Oh and I put the toilet seat back down for you. :yay:
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aps45819

aps45819

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smoothmarine187 said:
:lmao: I enjoy tucking in the the sheets and then inflating them to balloon size with one massive ass ripper, and then I lovingly cover her head up and run......
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marine foreplay :lol:
 
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somdebay

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lol...wasn't expecting to get this kind of response out of that silly post...thanks you all gave me a great laugh tonight :). the "nice" ones are scary, you always suspect they are up to something...
 
Lugnut

Lugnut

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gumbo said:
Woman say it don't, but we know this kind of stuff impresses the hell out of them. :yay:
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It's a pretty powerful aphrodisiac. That's why I only fart in front of women I want to :bangbangbang:

I'm a considerate guy, I don't want to be a tease and give some poor homely woman the wrong idea. :shrug:
 
Nanny Pam

Nanny Pam

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Lugnut said:
It's a pretty powerful aphrodisiac. That's why I only fart in front of women I want to :bangbangbang:

I'm a considerate guy, I don't want to be a tease and give some poor homely woman the wrong idea. :shrug:
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OMG~! :killingme
 
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somdebay

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Lugnut said:
It's a pretty powerful aphrodisiac. That's why I only fart in front of women I want to :bangbangbang:

I'm a considerate guy, I don't want to be a tease and give some poor homely woman the wrong idea. :shrug:
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:killingme :lmao: :popcorn:
 
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