Men are pains in the ass. Larry thinks I've changed, but I haven't. He just annoys me more than he did before I lived with him.Preceptor1 said:
Why do women change after marrage?
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HA. We could WRITE her side of the story:Sharon said:
Is this where dirty socks belong - on the floor?
Look here - this is a trash can. It's where we put trash instead of leaving it on the coffee table.
And see this? It's called a dishwasher.
'What's for dinner'? I give up - what?
You only think farting is funny. It's not really.
I managed to drive a vehicle just fine before I met you, thanks, and I don't need your "helpful hints".
cattitude
My Sweetest Boy
vraiblonde said:
I am NOT your alarm clock.
Let me show you where the washer and dryer are located.
Yes, I know you made yourself something to eat..could you please wipe the counter and wash the pans.
Who peed on the bathroom carpet? What, you drip dried after your shower?
vraiblonde said:
Did we used to meet for dinner?
Here's how I handled it:
Me: I'd love to go out this weekend.
Him: Not me. I'm bushed. I just want to hang around the house.
Saturday late afternoon, I am dressed and ready to leave.
Him: Where are you going?
Me: Out to dinner.
Him: I said I didn't want to go.
Me: I heard you.
Him: Okay then what about the kids?
Me: You're staying home, remember?
I'd just make plans with friends. It's not like he wasn't given an option early on.
Please note: This method is not for eveyone. I'm divorced.
rack'm
Jaded
bresamil said:Did we used to meet for dinner?
Here's how I handled it:
Me: I'd love to go out this weekend.
Him: Not me. I'm bushed. I just want to hang around the house.
Saturday late afternoon, I am dressed and ready to leave.
Him: Where are you going?
Me: Out to dinner.
Him: I said I didn't want to go.
Me: I heard you.
Him: Okay then what about the kids?
Me: You're staying home, remember?
I'd just make plans with friends. It's not like he wasn't given an option early on.
Please note: This method is not for eveyone. I'm divorced.
DING DING DING
mAlice
professional daydreamer
bresamil said:Did we used to meet for dinner?
Here's how I handled it:
Me: I'd love to go out this weekend.
Him: Not me. I'm bushed. I just want to hang around the house.
Saturday late afternoon, I am dressed and ready to leave.
Him: Where are you going?
Me: Out to dinner.
Him: I said I didn't want to go.
Me: I heard you.
Him: Okay then what about the kids?
Me: You're staying home, remember?
I'd just make plans with friends. It's not like he wasn't given an option early on.
Please note: This method is not for eveyone. I'm divorced.
This method has worked for me, too.
Chasey_Lane
Salt Life
Chasey does not own granny panties and even if she did, they would be used to clean the floors with.kwillia said:I know Chasey's too shy to come in here and post this... but she told me she can't wait until that ring is on her hand so she can start wearing the comfortable grannie panties again... does that mean Day will be bumping this thread in a year or so...
