Why do women change after marrage?
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Chasey_Lane
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I've known couples that actually go #2 together.jazz lady said:You hit the nail on the head. People change over time - it's the nature of the beast. What you do together as a couple makes or breaks the relationship.
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Wenchy
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Chasey_Lane said:I've known couples that actually go #2 together.
Okay...
That's a little TOO much togetherness. 
Chasey_Lane
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Beats me. My big behind takes up the entire toilet seat - I can't imagine sharing it with someone.nomoney said:Do they swap out after each turd?
dustin
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That's part of it buddy. Get used to it. Beer helps.Preceptor1 said:We dated for 2 years and everything was fine. We married and around 5 or 6 months later she has developed a case of the 'I can't just talk to you, I want to harp on you' and 'Why do you still have to...'
I liked it just the way we had things.
I don't go out bar hopping, I don't chase other women, I still let her know I love her and appreciate the things she does for me... that kind of stuff.
Kindness does not mean weakness; I don't take her crap though.
What is wrong with the female species? This does not indicate all women... just most!
crabcake said:
I LOVE IT!That story is actually very profound, if you think about it. Guys seem to lament the past - wondering where all that hot nightly sex went, but not appreciating what they got in return. Until they have some silly mid-life crisis and run off with their secretary, only to find themselves stuck with a vapid idiot (albeit a good-looking one) and an ex-wife who is living large with no crabby husband and kids all grown and gone.
Stereotypes are propagated for a reason, they don't just appear out of thin air.Toxick said:
somd whisper
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rack'm said:
At first I was going to just read this to lift my spirits but after reading this blog I have to say BRAVO!
itsbob
I bowl overhand
bresamil said:Did we used to meet for dinner?
Here's how I handled it:
Me: I'd love to go out this weekend.
Him: Not me. I'm bushed. I just want to hang around the house.
Saturday late afternoon, I am dressed and ready to leave.
Him: Where are you going?
Me: Out to dinner.
Him: I said I didn't want to go.
Me: I heard you.
Him: Okay then what about the kids?
Me: You're staying home, remember?
I'd just make plans with friends. It's not like he wasn't given an option early on.
Please note: This method is not for eveyone. I'm divorced.
Secret to keeping a man moving.. do NOT buy comfortable furniture to put in the lving room..do NOT set said furniture in front of a TV if you do buy it, and NEVER, EVER buy a recliner and expect to see him out of it..
I can picture what some guys would consider "paradise" A dorm fridge next to the recliner full of beer.. a storage compartment in the recliner full of snacks.. and sitting and watching TV til bedtime every night..
I look at most men my age, and I remeber my dad at the same age emulating Archie Bunker.. his assprint in the recliner from it being sat in 4 or 5 hours a day (10 - 12 on the week-ends) I refuse to own a recliner, I don't want to get comfortable in a chair in front of the TV.. I don't want to get comfortable with my life that all I want to do is sit in the house all day..
I guess this is why I don't like NASCAR.. five or six hours sitting in front of the brain sucker?? No thanks..
It's not enjoying life.. it's called a RUT.. and you should just take a long walk off of a short pier and get it over with.
Blasphemy!
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itsbob said:
Very, very true and something I understand only too well. Life is much too short to just be a spectactor. Go out and LIVE. It's a beautiful world out there full of possibilities and amazing discoveries. 
