Why women have so many shoes

[migtig]

Newsflash! Ladies, if you keep spending your husband's hard-earned money on unnecessary shoes and handbags, you would lose your husbands!

To keep your husbands, just make sure you remain the person he married! If you're going to change, change for the better.

Newsflash - Ladies today earn their own money and were buying shoes and purses long before they met and married their husbands.

 

[ZARA]

Newsflash! Ladies, if you keep spending your husband's hard-earned money on unnecessary shoes and handbags, you would lose your husbands!

To keep your husbands, just make sure you remain the person he married! If you're going to change, change for the better.

News flash- all we have to do is flash boobs and put out. Oh yea...and feed them.

 

[JeJeTe]

Newsflash! Ladies, if you keep spending your husband's hard-earned money on unnecessary shoes and handbags, you would lose your husbands!

To keep your husbands, just make sure you remain the person he married! If you're going to change, change for the better.

I haven't found someone who will put up with me and my shortcomings to buy me shoes and handbags.

 

[slotpuppy]

I haven't found someone who will put up with me and my shortcomings to buy me shoes and handbags.

Maybe you should switch teams, then you could buy each other shoes and handbags.

 

[JeJeTe]

Maybe you should switch teams, then you could buy each other shoes and handbags.

Fug that chit. The bitch would steal them all.

 

[Toxick]

Women buy designer handbags and expensive accessories to stop love rivals stealing their men, a study suggests.

Either the study is flawed, or women's logic on this issue is extremely flawed.






Women, you want to shield your man from other women, increase Steak-N-Hummer night to a weekly or semi-weekly event. He will never stray. I personally guarantee it.

 

[lucky_bee]

I haven't found someone who will put up with me and my shortcomings to buy me shoes and handbags.

Me too


Wanna go shoe shopping with me? Maybe a detour through a contruction site, cheer us both up

 

[withrespect]

Newsflash! Ladies, if you keep spending your husband's hard-earned money on unnecessary shoes and handbags, you would lose your husbands!

To keep your husbands, just make sure you remain the person he married! If you're going to change, change for the better.

I "changed for the better."... I got better shoes.


When did you become the authority on man-pleasing?

 

[JeJeTe]

Me too


Wanna go shoe shopping with me? Maybe a detour through a contruction site, cheer us both up

This sounds like a fantastic day on so many levels!

 

[slotpuppy]

Either the study is flawed, or women's logic on this issue is extremely flawed.

Women, you want to shield your man from other women, increase Steak-N-Hummer night to a weekly or semi-weekly event. He will never stray. I personally guarantee it.

I like the way you think.

 

[lucky_bee]

This sounds like a fantastic day on so many levels!

Shoes and dudes. It's a typical Saturday for me........

 

[Toxick]

I have a lot of shoes because I have an obsession with shoes... not because I want men or other women to see my obsession with shoes.

It's a subconscious thing.


Men do not acknowledge that their fascination with women's breasts comes from some subconscious longing for maternal bosoms and fertility or whatever.

Scientists say it's true. But all I know is they're pretty to look at, they feel good when you touch them, and they make the coolest noise when you raspberry in between them.

 

[lucky_bee]

It's a subconscious thing.


Men do not acknowledge that their fascination with women's breasts comes from some subconscious longing for maternal bosoms and fertility or whatever.

Scientists say it's true. But all I know is they're pretty to look at, they feel good when you touch them, and they make the coolest noise when you raspberry in between them.

I understand men's subconscious boob obsession, but that really doesn't explain women's obsession with shoes and handbags

 

[withrespect]

I understand men's subconscious boob obsession, but that really doesn't explain women's obsession with shoes and handbags

They're pretty to look at, they feel good when you touch them, and they make the coolest noise when you raspberry in between them.

 

[Misfit]

They're pretty to look at, they feel good when you touch them, and they make the coolest noise when you raspberry in between them.

Yeah but which pair would we rather see cinched nice and tight parading around the house?

 

[ArkRescue]

I found a brand new Tignanello purse (new price range of $230) in a thrift store that was cheaply priced and became mine. I am more into the "quality" of a product than I am a designer/brand name.

Same goes for shoes - I want comfort and quality.

 

[Toxick]

I understand men's subconscious boob obsession, but that really doesn't explain women's obsession with shoes and handbags

Axiom A) Men's boob obsession is subconsciously tied to their mother, or motherhood or some crap.

Axiom B) Women's shoe obsession (according to the study) is subconsciously tied to holding onto their mates.


Theory: The actual subconscious links that cause attraction to stimuli are not necessarily felt while engaging in reactions to said stimuli.


Conclusion:
The same way a man does not think of his mother while his wife/GF/SO is slapping her tits across his face, women are not thinking of their securing her men while they admire how thin their ankles look in those totally cute flats.

 

[lucky_bee]

Axiom A) Men's boob obsession is subconsciously tied to their mother, or motherhood or some crap.

Axiom B) Women's shoe obsession (according to the study) is subconsciously tied to holding onto their mates.


Theory: The actual subconscious links that cause attraction to stimuli are not necessarily felt while engaging in reactions to said stimuli.


Conclusion:
The same way a man does not think of his mother while his wife/GF/SO is slapping her tits across his face, women are not thinking of their securing her men while they admire how thin their ankles look in those totally cute flats.

Thanks professor I guess what I mean is while I can understand men's ta-ta thing, I still find it hard to justify this study when it says we specifically seek out designer accessories to secure our man. I just feel like there are way more things women subconsciously do to stake our claim in front of other women :shrug:


I don't like flats. Wedges and pumps are my weapons of choice

 

[JeJeTe]

Thanks professor I guess what I mean is while I can understand men's ta-ta thing, I still find it hard to justify this study when it says we specifically seek out designer accessories to secure our man. I just feel like there are way more things women subconsciously do to stake our claim in front of other women :shrug:


I don't like flats. Wedges and pumps are my weapons of choice

I don't mind flats for my lazy days but if I want to wear flats then I have to buy petite pants since I'm right at the 5'3 mark. I love wedges because they stabilize my unstable flat feet.

 

[lucky_bee]

I don't mind flats for my lazy days but if I want to wear flats then I have to buy petite pants since I'm right at the 5'3 mark. I love wedges because they stabilize my unstable flat feet.

It's like we're seperated sisters

I'm 5' 1/2" Its way easier to buy regular pants and heels than to find petite jeans and work slacks or to go tailor them. Every once in awhile I show up to work in flats and inevitably someone says, "wow, I always forget how short you are!"