Why?

[jackoholic]

Not! I'm going to be here:



Also:



Dearest Jack,

There is a place and time for this kind of behavior, and it will never be at a Little League game.

Alcohol is not allowed there, and we must have that nutrient to deal with old women pretending to be young floozies.

,

Wenchy

My dearest Wenchy,


I have the time, the place, and the alcohol, how about cuming here and we'll have 40 year old behavior.


,

Jacko.

 

[Pandora]

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:


1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7 A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least...my personal favorite
13. Thongs and Depends
14. Cowboy boots and a pink shirt
15. Any type of pants and a skid mark



And at some point you have to give up the "DAISY DUKES"

 

[jaie]

And at some point you have to give up the "DAISY DUKES"