Woman in doghouse over Jehovah's Witness sign

[Toxick]

I had a former customer that told me he got in trouble he had a sign instead of saying BEWARE OF DOG, it said BEWARE OF MR. EARLY, he said the police made him take it down.

I don't get it.

 

[Wenchy]

I don't want anybody at my front door unless they call first.

I have asked the witnesses numerous times to stop coming to my home. They say they will stop. I am now grinning with glee at the thought of me holding a baseball bat on the porch and INSISTING on it. As long as I don't brain one of them, I should be fine, and maybe they will stay away.

Like Toxick, I find them as annoying as telemarketers who will not stop. I deserve my privacy....period.

 

[misslady67]

I don't want anybody at my front door unless they call first.

I have asked the witnesses numerous times to stop coming to my home. They say they will stop. I am now grinning with glee at the thought of me holding a baseball bat on the porch and INSISTING on it. As long as I don't brain one of them, I should be fine, and maybe they will stay away.

Like Toxick, I find them as annoying as telemarketers who will not stop. I deserve my privacy....period.

Hey when I was a kid my Dad had me convinced that JW were the mafia "SHHHHHHHH" "BE QUIET" "GET DOWN" "NOBODY MOVE OR MAKE A SOUND".

 

[BadGirl]

Not everyone is a Christian. I have no problem with Christians "spreading the word" but if I tell them I am not interested I expect them to respect that. That includes coming uninvited and trespassing onto my property. There is nothing that gives them the right to do that. I have repeatedly told them not to return and they still continue to come to my house.

I have never had a Mormon come to my house like the Jehovah's Witnesses do. Never.

What's your address and phone number??

 

[Wenchy]

Hey when I was a kid my Dad had me convinced that JW were the mafia "SHHHHHHHH" "BE QUIET" "GET DOWN" "NOBODY MOVE OR MAKE A SOUND".

I have done that in the past. No more hiding like a refugee in my own home.

 

[virgovictoria]

For once I have to side with the unwashed heathens.

Now that made me laugh!

Just recently, we found ourselves "dodging the solicitors - JW style"... looking out the window, wondering which way they were going after the neighbor's house a couple of doors down...

Little did they know, they engaged "THE ALL KNOWING" neighbor, and when we left, they were trying to escape HIM!!!

That'll teach 'em!

 

[bcp]

It's really offensive when these people continually knock on your door, even after you've told them you're not interested.

When I lived in Virgina Beach they would come by on a regular basis, even after telling them many times that I had no interest in them they continued and it was the same two every damn time.

so one day when they knocked on the door, they started their little pitch, I walked out on the porch without saying a word, whipped it out and peed on a bush right next to them. then I turned around and went back in the house.

They never knocked again.
I guess I wasnt JW material after all.

 

[BOHDEN]

I don't get it.

instead of threatening with a dog, he was threatening with himself

 

[hvp05]

I guess I wasnt JW material after all.

Beyond all hope, apparently.

 

[aps45819]

Their only doing what Jesus did and told them to do.....

Jesus tells people to trespass?

 

[Toxick]

When I lived in Virgina Beach they would come by on a regular basis, even after telling them many times that I had no interest in them they continued and it was the same two every damn time.

There's another effective method, which you can try regardless of whether you have to pee or not.

Say, "Please, come in and let me tell you why I am no longer a Jehovah's Witness".



They will silently walk off and never bother you again.

They are forbidden from talking to or socializing with apostates.

 

[mAlice]

There's another effective method, which you can try regardless of whether you have to pee or not.

Say, "Please, come in and let me tell you why I am no longer a Jehovah's Witness".



They will silently walk off and never bother you again.

They are forbidden from talking to or socializing with apostates.

That's correct. But it usually takes them a while to figure it out because they send different people out each time. However, they will catch on after a few visits.

 

[hvp05]

There's another effective method, which you can try regardless of whether you have to pee or not.

What if you invite them in and they begin their routine and you say, "I am so glad you came by, because I have been seeking converts for my new cult..."? If they think you are closer to the edge than they are will they retreat?

 

[mAlice]

What if you invite them in

Why would you do that?

 

[hvp05]

Why would you do that?

It could be done at the door, but it's funnier if they think they have baited you... and you, instead, bait them.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I look up at my flag in the front yard and ask them to say the Pledge of Allegiance with me. When they refuse I call them anti-Americans and tell them to hit the road.

They dont bother me anymore.

 

[BS Gal]

Invite them in, get the tequila bottle out, set the shot glasses out and shout out "Shots for all of us." They leave in a hurry.

 

[TruPeace]

Please point me to the passage where Jesus knocked on doors for the purpose of preaching and proselytizing.



I'll save you the trouble: It ain't in there.

Luke 10:1 Gives evidence that Jesus and his disciples regularly went to peoples homes to preach the "truth".

Also, Acts 20:20 says they went "house to house" to teach the things that were profitable to there life.

 

[Mousebaby]

Here's a good one...

These Jehovahs witnesses come by my house without fail month to month. Years have passed and they still come, same women. I happen to know the one lady is deathly afraid of cats. Well I finally cracked and told my husband to set the cat at the front door so when it opened the cat would run out. I never seen a woman jump so high in heels in my life!!! She totally freaked out. Needless to say I have not seen them in quite a while!

 

[chernmax]

Their only doing what Jesus did and told them to do....

I dont see how trying to save ones life is offensive.

Jesus doesn't pay my mortgage or cut my grass, it's good to know you think because Jesus told them it's OK to violate peoples right to privacy...

Who the hell are you to determine if one's life needs saving you self righteous twit!!! I'm a happy person...