Recent content by LmbyNippleChops

Whats worng with everyone? :sarcasm: :cheers: I promice if you watch this, you won't feel like eating for a while. Also helps people with Alcohol problems

:killingme The Fighting Irish

YeeAA Baby! Well since I would be the 44th President, I think something like "4 you, 4 all, 4 ever, and 4 gods sake, just do it like the Pringle President" We could have tax rebates for men who hold out longer And also for women who don't take so long

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be advised She never dropped me repeatedly on my head, I simply threw myself down repeatedly. what do you think, we're a bunch of crazys dropping kids?

UUhh, Uhh, Sure. uhh, ok. yea. Now I know where you're going with all this. You're hoping to get involved in the White Houses new Monica Lewinski benefit plan. Well, I'm running for President and you can me my running mate. You'll help me do good "at the poll"

Nannypams son Her name is Jen. Nannypams daughter. I'm not sure what her handle is on here. Why, do you ask? Does it have to do with my pringle-skills? :razz:

Really Like if it were snacksize it would be a bad thing. they are still deep. but since you asked, the regular, LOOOOOONG, deep, deep cans Thanks for caring

Yes ! ! I can last a long time. For example, my wife does time me with a clock, she uses a calendar :lmao: Guess what I use empty bread loaf bags for...(hint) I wear a size 12 shoe :lmao: My Mom told me that when I was born, they almost cut the worng cord :lmao:

I got one I got a freagin tounge too. I can lick the crumbs out of the bottom of a pringles can

I Agree I'm with ya 100%. I don't go right for the kissing right away, I usually start her up with a back massage and legs. I've found that to be a good "motor starter". But you MUST use a HOT oil or lotion.

join in? Can I get in on the hot kissing between ya's? We'll make a sandwich. and I promice. I'll stop when you both say :buttkiss: :yeahthat:

I don't know, but I like your avitar :razz:

Danger ! ! ALL WOMEN MUST READ THIS Getting a man worked up and not following through is a very bad thing. And you all may be laughing and saying oh well. But men expect the follow through. We follow through. When do you ever hear a man say, " I'm just not in the mood for sex"...

Close your eyes Ok mom, You know I'm a little misplaced sometimes more and not. But hey, what can I say. I seriously think I have an issue with sex. I get Real bitter when we dont but I don't let her know. I just put on the TV and work on going to sleep. my Mom knows I used to get...