MMDad said:
That is the best compliment you could give me. Thank you, Andy. It really does mean a lot to me.
JOKER
(whispering)
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
HARTMAN
Who said that? Who the #### said that? Who's
the slimy
little communist #### twinkle-toed
####sucker down here, who just
signed his
own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy
####ing
godmother said it! Out-####ing-
standing! I will P.T. you all until
you ####ing
die! I'll P.T. you until your #######s are
sucking
buttermilk.
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HARTMAN
Quickly! Get your fat ass over there,
Private
Pyle! Oh, that's right, Private Pyle ... don't
make any
####ing effort to get to the top of
the ####ing obstacle! If God
wanted you up
there He would have miracled your ass up
there by
now, wouldn't He?
PYLE
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Get your fat ass up there, Pyle!
PYLE
Sir,
yes, sir!
HARTMAN
What the hell is the matter with you
anyway?
I'll bet you if there was some pussy up there
on top of
that obstacle you could get up there!
Couldn't you?!
PYLE
Sir, yes, sir!