5th graders with..........

[Kain99]

Originally posted by vraiblonde
About the thongs: it has nothing to do with sex and everything to do with not having to pick a wedgie every few minutes. The girls and I all wear them - it's a matter of comfort. :shrug:

To each his or her own I guess. Thongs comfortable??

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by crabcake
when does that end, by the way.

When they're 12 or 13 - at least in front of females. What they do among themselves is something different.

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by Kain99
Thongs comfortable??

Absolutely. Just get the kind with a little substance to them, not those stringy butt floss things.

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by Lucy
I understand congratulations are in order. I understand that you are about to commit yourself to neverending male childishness.

Why, yes Lucy ... thank you. In fact, just last night, I had to peel his little paws off me and duct tape his mouth to stop the groping and "boobies boobies" begging. He doesn't seem to believe me when I said I wanted to do this "revirgination" thing.

Oh, and did I mention it'll likely be a spring '05 wedding?

 

[huntr1]

Originally posted by crabcake
when does that end, by the way.

When they finish shoveling the dirt back into the hole.

 

[Lucy]

Originally posted by vraiblonde
Women are responsible for civilizing the human race, period. Men didn't think of that stuff themselves. Some woman said, "I don't like that so please stop doing it." And the man said, "Will it get me more sex?" and the woman replied, "Probably." And - voila - civilization was born.

: human nature in a nutshell.

This is why I only log in infrequently. You only need me occasionally, to pick up vrai's slack.

 

[Ehesef]

Originally posted by vraiblonde
Absolutely. Just get the kind with a little substance to them, not those stringy butt floss things.

I like the "butt floss" kind better....to each her own....

 

[huntr1]

Originally posted by crabcake
revirgination

Sucks to be Tater's right hand.

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by crabcake
I had to peel his little paws off me and duct tape his mouth to stop the groping and "boobies boobies" begging.

See? You're not even married yet and already you're withholding sex!

Congrats, BTW. Tater, I assume?

 

[Ehesef]

Originally posted by crabcake
Why, yes Lucy ... thank you. In fact, just last night, I had to peel his little paws off me and duct tape his mouth to stop the groping and "boobies boobies" begging.

So, it's not just my bf then huh....

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by huntr1

Sucks to be Tater's right hand.

sure does; he's left handed.

 

[Lucy]

Originally posted by crabcake
"revirgination" thing. ...

Oh, and did I mention it'll likely be a spring '05 wedding?

I'd say if you are both still emotionally committed to each other after abstaning for more than a year...

nev...nev..nevermind

Oh boy, I'm glad I logged on, I've haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

 

[huntr1]

Originally posted by crabcake
sure does; he's left handed.

TMI!!!!!

 

[huntr1]

Originally posted by Lucy
nev...nev..nevermind

HARSH! Go get her Crabby!

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by Lucy
Oh boy, I'm glad I logged on, I've haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

you ain't the only one ... I at the thought of it myself.

 

[Lucy]

*sniff* Sorry... I can't seem to stop I think I'm going to have to go offline now. my side is starting to hurt.

 

[zuchick]

OT Question

Isn't there an Online News Paper with Legal Notices in St Mary's County yet. I know the Enterprise is online, but all they have is "Week of Thursday, November 13, 2003"

 

[Tonio]

Originally posted by vraiblonde
About the thongs: it has nothing to do with sex and everything to do with not having to pick a wedgie every few minutes.

That doesn't make sense. Isn't wearing a thong like getting a perpetual wedgie? They always look like they're buried way deep in the buttcrack. Protological dental floss.

 

[tater]

Originally posted by Lucy
I understand that you are about to commit yourself to neverending male childishness.

 

[tater]

Originally posted by kwillia
Psssst....Tater, the neverending male childishness she is committing to forever is you....

Geez, I'm not that bad.....................am I?