Yesterday, an alarmed Michelle asked me about an Alex Jones clip making the rounds on social media. I knew if
Michelle was fretting about it, a lot of other people must be worrying too. So let’s dive in.
In the clip, Jones described a TSA insider and a Border Patrol agent who both claimed Bob Peters’ Administration, sorry, I mean the
Biden Administration, issued secret guidance on the return of covid mandates next month in September.
According to Jones, the TSA source claimed that airline masking would be re-implemented in September, and in December, the “full covid protocol” would be reinstated. It wasn’t just Michelle, a lot of folks are alarmed about the news, which seems especially possible because of the upcoming election season, mail in ballots, and so forth.
The Jones segment cascaded into dire headlines running all over conservative media, like this one from yesterday’s Daily Fetched:
Constant vigilance is critical, but we might want to dial it back a trifle. The actual news is that
anonymous sources claimed covid protocols are planned for next month. That is quite different from any kind of official announcement. I’m not saying it can’t happen, and nobody trusts Bob Peters and his gang of merry handlers, but there are other feasible possibilities.
So let’s look at
those.
Please note
the other two breaking stories this week. I reported them both. First of all, there’s this new,
even more transmissible variant that we are supposed to be worried about, dubbed “Eris.” From Reuters, yesterday:
These people sure do love their Neo-paganisms. The name "Eris" comes from Greek mythology. In Greek mythology, Eris was the goddess of
strife, discord, and chaos. I am not making that up. The name’s etymology traces back to the Greek word "ἔρις" (eris), which literally translates to "strife" or "discord."
It’s not a big secret or anything. The “Goddess Eris” was the main antagonist in DreamWorks' seventh full-length animated feature film
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003). Sinbad's archenemy Eris was depicted as the beautiful, but wicked goddess of
chaos whose plan was to make the world as chaotic as possible.
Ironically, chaos struck the movie instead, and
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas was a box office disaster that nearly bankrupted Dreamworks. Anyway, “Eris” is what they named the new covid variant debuting in Establishment Media this week.
Eris’s rollout created a pretext for Establishment Media to terrify its zombiefied constituents using
the same old tricks. From Lester Holt on NBC this week, behold: “Covid Cases Rising Again This Summer:”
NBC anchor Annie Thompson ended the segment looking straight into the camera and enthusiastically hawking Moderna’s new and improved bivalent booster shots:
“So until the new covid booster comes, get prepared. Stock up on at-home tests — they do cover that new strain — keep a mask handy in case you’re in a crowded place, and most of all, get your shots: covid, flu, and RSV, all by Halloween, to give yourself your best chance to stay healthy.”
Hold up. I have questions. First of all,
why is anybody still testing? What difference does it make? I mean, really. I wish someone would explain that to me. Second, they say the new variant is more transmissible? I thought we’d already splashed through sixteen rounds of ever more transmissible variants. How transmissible can it get? Does it come through the radio now? Phone calls? Third, how do they know covid hospitalizations are up when most places have stopped reporting them?
But I digress. Let us focus.
The second story breaking this week was the FDA’s torrid preparations to fast-track approval of Moderna’s new annual mRNA covid booster shot, which coincidentally and propitiously turned out to be specially designed
for the super-duper transmissible Eris variant. From the Hill on Thursday:
Whew. Thank goodness for Moderna. What would we do without them?
To recap, all in one week, look at what all rolled out: (1) announcement of a scary, chaotic new
even more transmissible variant, and (2) the announcement that the government is getting ready to buy billions of dollars of more doses, for our safety, plus (3) anonymous rumors that covid lockdowns are coming back.
Now let’s add one more variable to consider: that government-affiliated Moderna, which only has one successful product, one whose patents benefit dozens of highly-placed NIH employees, is — sadly — struggling financially. From Forbes, two weeks ago:
Gosh. Wouldn’t it be horrible if all those government employees stopped getting all those windfall payments from their Moderna jab royalties, wouldn’t it? What can be done?
You know what.
So. Here’s what I think. Rather than actual new lockdowns, I think what we’re seeing is more likely to be an Establishment psyop justifying buying billions of dollars of useless mRNA shots. Jab-happy people will be grateful to get the newest pokes, although I suspect uptake will remain poor, but who cares, since the U.S. government is the paying customer. Conservatives will be satisfied when lockdowns are ‘averted’ by popular outcry.
And
nobody will ask why we’re spending so much money on useless and dangerous experimental jabs. It’s win-win-win.
Now here’s why I don’t think they’re preparing for new lockdowns.
Bonus Edition: Are new lockdowns coming, or something else?; London's Mayor shows the right way to do science; Ukraine's failure blamed on casualty aversion™; NYC collapsing; and bloopers and memes.
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