Biden's America Last Program
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Shut up y’all! It’s not happening! The Associated Press ran a narrative-bending story Tuesday headlined, “Ohio is sending troopers and $2.5 million to a city that has seen an influx of Haitian migrants.” Governor Mike DeWine announced he would send cops and a big bribe —the stick and the carrot— to “a” city. No city in particular? Nope, it’s Springfield!
In other words, mole-like Governor DeWine is dispatching the political fire department, to extinguish the flickering flames of controversy lighting up the national conversation. The millions will be airdropped on Springfield officials and business owners during the next 24 months, long enough for Haiti’s madcap drivers to crash through the upcoming election cycle without stopping for a scandal:
In other words, DeWine’s message to Springfield was: shut up and get paid, or speak and get nothing.
Governor DeWine has a political problem. He’s embarrassing Border Czar Harris by letting his pet Haitians run amok in small Ohio towns like Springfield. One supposes that on Monday, DeWine got the call: shut down those voodoo-loving cat chewers. Shut them down hard. Right. Now.
The magic wand of government can wave fast when it wants to. Bllliiiing! In a matter of hours, DeWine will sprinkle cops and taxpayer money on Springfield to quiet everything back down, and to remind local officials to keep saying the Haitians are happily integrating with a couple of tiny hiccups here and there and the occasional dead 11-year-old, maybe a few ducks and swans, but definitely not Fluffy or Fido.
Satire alert. The AP’s article ended by mentioning DeWine’s and his family’s long-standing connections to Haiti — but with an ironic twist. DeWine has long claimed his investments in Haiti (purely for charitable purposes) were in memoriam for his daughter, Becky, who tragically died in a car crash.
To honor the late Becky, DeWine is now overwhelming Ohio towns with Haitians who can’t drive and are killing other people’s kids in car crashes. I’d say you can’t make this stuff up, but you could; it’s just that nobody would ever believe it.
Corporate media’s weasel-word tricks are out in force in this story. Note how the AP quoted DeWine as saying the “Haitians who moved to Ohio are generally hard-working people who love their families.” Generally. Meaning, not specifically.
In other words, some of the Haitians are hardened criminals. Sorry. You can’t make an immigration omelet without breaking a few Ohio towns.
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