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harleygirl

Working for the weekend
Wetnoodle said:
No maam just my DOMs,but i have good news i have enough power to only make um go on my head,no were else!!
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You better hope Mrs. Wetnoodle does not read your postings. You know the old saying.........What does a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?

Answer: One way or the other someone is losing their trailer!
:lmao:
 
Wetnoodle

Wetnoodle

New Member
harleygirl said:
You better hope Mrs. Wetnoodle does not read your postings. You know the old saying.........What does a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?

Answer: One way or the other someone is losing their trailer!
:lmao:
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LMAO i like that!!
 
Wetnoodle

Wetnoodle

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onebdzee said:
and hopefully your airing it out
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Hmmm i prefer to let it get seasoned for a few days nothing like pure estrogen,Hard to find girls who DONT think there feminine smell is a afrodisiac.
 
onebdzee

onebdzee

off the shelf
Wetnoodle said:
Hmmm i prefer to let it get seasoned for a few days nothing like pure estrogen,Hard to find girls who DONT think there feminine smell is a afrodisiac.
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PSSST....it's not estrogen that you smell....it's bacteria
 
404

404

In your head
Wetnoodle said:
Hmmm i prefer to let it get seasoned for a few days nothing like pure estrogen,Hard to find girls who DONT think there feminine smell is a afrodisiac.
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Funny do your friends know you have an afro......disiac?
 
sockgirl77

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
Wetnoodle said:
Hmmm i prefer to let it get seasoned for a few days :barf: nothing like pure estrogen,Hard to find girls who DONT think there feminine smell is a afrodisiac.
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You do not prefer me. I stay fresh and clean. :yay:
 
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harleygirl

Working for the weekend
Wetnoodle said:
Hmmm i prefer to let it get seasoned for a few days nothing like pure estrogen,Hard to find girls who DONT think there feminine smell is a afrodisiac.
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Maybe if you sent girls poems like this, they might like you:

Roses is red an' my neck's red too
an' you make my lips pucker like a big plug o' chew.

If you was my shed I'd be proud to have made ya
an' if you was my gun, in my rack I'd display ya.

Cuz yer sleek like a bass boat an' hotter'n fire
yer more grippin' to me than a new set o' tires.

I'm a sad, lovesick fool jus' a-carryin' a torch
an' I whine like them houn' dogs that's under my porch.

Cuz you make my head spin
like i'uz drinkin' White Lightnin'
(I ain't use to much thinkin'
I confess it's a mite fright'nin')

But you've stol my poor heart
like that big ol' tornader
that come through last month
an' took off with my trailer...

So I'll give you sum candy an' flowers by the duz'n --
Heck, I'd rather kiss you than my purt'iest cuz'n!


You 'n' me go together
like catfish "n' beer batter!
 
Wetnoodle

Wetnoodle

New Member
harleygirl said:
Maybe if you sent girls poems like this, they might like you:

Roses is red an' my neck's red too
an' you make my lips pucker like a big plug o' chew.

If you was my shed I'd be proud to have made ya
an' if you was my gun, in my rack I'd display ya.

Cuz yer sleek like a bass boat an' hotter'n fire
yer more grippin' to me than a new set o' tires.

I'm a sad, lovesick fool jus' a-carryin' a torch
an' I whine like them houn' dogs that's under my porch.

Cuz you make my head spin
like i'uz drinkin' White Lightnin'
(I ain't use to much thinkin'
I confess it's a mite fright'nin')

But you've stol my poor heart
like that big ol' tornader
that come through last month
an' took off with my trailer...

So I'll give you sum candy an' flowers by the duz'n --
Heck, I'd rather kiss you than my purt'iest cuz'n!


You 'n' me go together
like catfish "n' beer batter!
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Hilarious lol Did that work on you dear?? :lmao:
 
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