cracked ribs

[MJ]

I KNEW that was Mousebaby! :

 

[Chasey_Lane]

My coworker's cousin's ex-bf's sister

Do you realize how that sounds?

 

[Cowgirl]

Do you realize how that sounds?

Like it wasn't true?

 

[Sherlock]

Do you realize how that sounds?

She blew it though. She left "former roomate" off the end.

 

[SoccerMom2]

what can you do for them? I think I cracked a few coughing a week ago and have to say its very painful. I don't wish this on my worst enemy.

Thats nothing. I have been coughing so bad my uterus started to fall out. Doc gave a little shove to put it back in place and im all good (for now). No pain meds. So stop whining!

 

[Dye Tied]

Thats nothing. I have been coughing so bad my uterus started to fall out. Doc gave a little shove to put it back in place and im all good (for now). No pain meds. So stop whining!

I coughed my bladder loose and now it swings in a hammock

 

[Aerogal]

some things just shouldn't be shared.................

 

[ICit]

Thats nothing. I have been coughing so bad my uterus started to fall out. Doc gave a little shove to put it back in place and im all good (for now). No pain meds. So stop whining!

 

[SoccerMom2]

When i laugh its worse....lmao!

 

[Merlin99]

I did that and took out my collar bone.

Nebraska has a mountain tall enough to ski down?

 

[Toxick]

Would you spit or swallow?

Depends on what I had for lunch.

 

[Merlin99]

Thats nothing. I have been coughing so bad my uterus started to fall out. Doc gave a little shove to put it back in place and im all good (for now). No pain meds. So stop whining!

First he put his left hand on my left shoulder, then he put his right hand on my right shoulder and then he started pushing...hey wait a minute

 

[MMDad]

There was someone at work who thought she cracked her ribs, but it turned out to be hypochondria. JP, have you been tested for hypochondria?

 

[GWguy]

First he put his left hand on my left shoulder, then he put his right hand on my right shoulder and then he started pushing.

And then you put your left foot in...


And then you took your left foot out.....

 

[SoccerMom2]

:snort:

 

[Wenchy]

I coughed my bladder loose and now it swings in a hammock

I think you just busted my hammock.

 

[GWguy]

There was someone at work who thought she cracked her ribs, but it turned out to be hypochondria. JP, have you been tested for hypochondria?

Is that when you have too many mitochondria in your cells?


I have that....


I think....

Wait... what are the symptoms?

 

[SoccerMom2]

I coughed my bladder loose and now it swings in a hammock

Crazy... Doc said if it comes all the way out they are going to just remove it. Im like good one less thing to worry about.

 

[Cowgirl]

Is that when you have too many mitochondria in your cells?

No, hypchondria is too few mitochondria. Hyperchondria is when you have too many!

 

[Dye Tied]

Crazy... Doc said if it comes all the way out they are going to just remove it. Im like good one less thing to worry about.

My uterus fell out long ago so I'm good But I did cough a hemorrhoid right off my ass and boy did that hurt