cracked ribs

[GWguy]

No, hypchondria is too few mitochondria. Hyperchondria is when you have too many!

I have that too!!!!

 

[SoccerMom2]

My uterus fell out long ago so I'm good But I did cough a hemorrhoid right off my ass and boy did that hurt

Talk about a pain in the ass.

 

[migtig]

No, hypchondria is too few mitochondria. Hyperchondria is when you have too many!

I always get those confused. I have the one where I shouldn't consume a lot of sugar.

 

[Cowgirl]

I always get those confused. I have the one where I shouldn't consume a lot of sugar.

Diabeetus?

 

[migtig]

Diabeetus?

OMG I'm dying

No the other one, I'm supposed to eat all day long. Really.

 

[Toxick]

Diabeetus?

...

 

[ICit]

And then you put your left foot in...


And then you took your left foot out.....

And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

My uterus fell out long ago so I'm good But I did cough a hemorrhoid right off my ass and boy did that hurt

I have that too!!!!

... its ok.... just call your dr and tell him you need pain meds!!

 

[GWguy]

Is that when you have too many mitochondria in your cells?

WAIT!!!! NOW I remember....


This is when you have too many of those things in your bloodstream that gives you powers from 'the force', like in Star Wars!!!!


OMG I gots that too.....

 

[SoccerMom2]

And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself inside out!
That's what it's all about!











... its ok.... just call your dr and tell him you need pain meds!!

I fixed it for you.

 

[Cowgirl]

...

Nice.

 

[ICit]

I fixed it for you.

 

[kwillia]

My uterus fell out long ago so I'm good But I did cough a hemorrhoid right off my ass and boy did that hurt

Was it anything like blowing a smoke ring?

 

[Gilligan]

The little voice was screaming at the top of his lungs: "don't do it!!!..do not open that thread! Can't you see that it went epic in no time and you know what that means on SOMD, you hopeless moron!"

So of course I open it. I read all the way through..something just passed through my nose that was awfully large (in addition to the root beer, I mean) but I don't see it on the keyboard..and I think I cracked a rib.

 

[hvp05]

Diabeetus?

That isn't a disease, you silly.

That was one of the lead characters on HBO's "Rome".

 

[itsbob]

I was going to let her no that it could be a contagges disease.

But nothing a little penisellin couldn't cure

 

[Gilligan]

That was one of the lead characters on HBO's [yay:

I thought that was "Fellatus" ?

 

[TurboK9]

Waaah. Cracked ribs. Bunch of wussies.

If you don't have one sticking through a lung or erupting through your skin, walk the biatch off.

WALK IT OFF!!! WALK IT OFF!!!

 

[Bay_Kat]

This was on a friend's fb page, too funny

 

[cattitude]

This was on a friend's fb page, too funny

Do you ever watch the other videos of this type? They're hilarious!

 

[Bay_Kat]

Do you ever watch the other videos of this type? They're hilarious!

Yes, I watched a bunch last night, they are funny!