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Spoiled

Spoiled

Active Member
elaine said:
That beemer hasn't gotten you laid yet? :roflmao:
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its bimmer, its not mine, and if a car could get me laid with someone, i dont think ide want to go near there for fear of what else she has done...

did you know 1/3 people from frosburgs graduating class has or has had an std?
 
Ken King

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
Spoiled said:
nope, im not going to talk about my sex life to a bunch of 40 year olds though...


get over it
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But you have, now do us a favor and give the keyboard a rest, don't want you injuring your girlfriend/s.
 
mAlice

mAlice

professional daydreamer
Spoiled said:
its bimmer, its not mine, and if a car could get me laid with someone, i dont think ide want to go near there for fear of what else she has done...

did you know 1/3 people from frosburgs graduating class has or has had an std?
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I know it's bimmer, :dork:. It's also Frostburg.
 
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Otter

Otter

Nothing to see here
Spoiled said:
nope, im not going to talk about my sex life to a bunch of 40 year olds though...
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Imaginary lovers
Never turn you down
If all the others turn you away
They're around

It's my private pleasure
With my fantasy
Someone to share my wildest dreams
With me

Imaginary lover,
You're mine, anytime,
Imaginary lover,
Ooh yeah

When ordinary lovers
Don't feel what you feel
And real-life situations
Lose their thrill

Imagination's unreal
Imaginary lover
Imaginary lover,
You're mine, anytime

Imaginary lovers
Never disagree
They always care, they're always there
When you need

Satisfaction guarantedd
Imaginary lover
Imaginary lover,
You're mine, all the time
My imaginary lover,
You're mine, all the time
 
KCM

KCM

Right Where I Belong
Spoiled said:
its bimmer, its not mine, and if a car could get me laid with someone, i dont think ide want to go near there for fear of what else she has done...

did you know 1/3 people from frosburgs graduating class has or has had an std?
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Since you seem to know all....do you know how to use a spell checker? :duh:
 
Spoiled

Spoiled

Active Member
elaine said:
I know it's bimmer, :dork:. It's also Frostburg.
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i made a typo, you hit th E twice instead of the I...Sry, Just one of my things...


Ken King said:
Unlike you I am not one, nor do I need to throw a derogatory term like that about. Now make sure you kiss your girlfriend when you are done.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smib&r=f

according to that you are...

can you find a source saying i am?

I tell you what, when SE California becomes SMIB breeding grounds please inform me...
 
crabcake

crabcake

But wait, there's more...
SMIB
n. Acronym for "Southern Maryland InBred". Refers primarily to the residents of St. Mary's Co Maryland, who are obsessed with lite beer, pro wrestling, and NASCAR.
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that'd be a "redneck", tyvm. :bubble:
 
mainman

mainman

Set Trippin
Spoiled said:
I tell you what, when SE California becomes SMIB breeding grounds please inform me...
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Last time I checked California was located in St. Mary's Co...
Consider yourself informed...:cheesy:
 
Ken King

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
Spoiled said:
i made a typo, you hit th E twice instead of the I...Sry, Just one of my things...



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smib&r=f

according to that you are...

can you find a source saying i am?

I tell you what, when SE California becomes SMIB breeding grounds please inform me...
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Oh I see, you must be friends with the dweeb that has the somdsucks website. Well let me give you a little clue you impervious whelp. First, I am not a native of southern Maryland, though I doubt if someone of your limited intellect would comprehend that as a significant fact. Second, I know that the only reason you couldn’t be one is that it actually takes two parents to create one and it is obvious that you were derived by a person consumed with self-fornication that more then likely accidentally squatted on a “pop”-sicle while doing taste testing at a fertility clinic.
 
Midnightrider

Midnightrider

Well-Known Member
Spoiled said:
its bimmer, its not mine, and if a car could get me laid with someone, i dont think ide want to go near there for fear of what else she has done...

did you know 1/3 people from frosburgs graduating class has or has had an std?
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Are you implying that you go to frostburg...........

(police negotiator voice on)
Put down the computer, get out of the dorm room, and go find a girl to talk to....
Don't make us call your mother!
(PNV off)
 
Spoiled

Spoiled

Active Member
Ken King said:
Oh I see, you must be friends with the dweeb that has the somdsucks website. Well let me give you a little clue you impervious whelp. First, I am not a native of southern Maryland, though I doubt if someone of your limited intellect would comprehend that as a significant fact. Second, I know that the only reason you couldn’t be one is that it actually takes two parents to create one and it is obvious that you were derived by a person consumed with self-fornication that more then likely accidentally squatted on a “pop”-sicle while doing taste testing at a fertility clinic.
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wrong, i was browsing urbandictionary looking for funny soundbites and ran across that.... i could make that website for you though?

or could you gimme the link?
 
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