BOP
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Same reason the only people who are taken by aliens are the ones we'd want them to keep.Why is it that nudists are never people you want to see naked?
He could probably be more annoying if he tried
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Why is it that nudists are never people you want to see naked?
or 99% of the Progressive Protestors
Set up the outside speakers and play Reveille at sunrise on full volume. Tell him you are just trying to adjust to his rules of etiquette.
Now he's freaking talking to himself. 
I thought he was on the phone but then I listened and he's just free associating - talking to his grill, his picnic table, musing in general.... I heard a * thunk * and him yelling, "OW!!" really loud like he wanted to alert the whole campground that he stubbed his toe or whatever.
He has a crew of pals - they were all over there yesterday for a cookout. So it's a pack of psychos....or maybe not.....
I'm not normally a nosy neighbor because I don't care enough about strangers to spend any time on them, but this guy is forcing me to notice him. So now I've made up this whole story about him to entertain myself.
He's a semi-mental goober who never had any friends, so he's lonely and craves attention. The people over there yesterday don't even know him, he just invited them over for free beer and burgers and they were like, "Sure!" He yells weird things in hopes that someone will come over and ask him what's wrong or engage him in some way. Even screwy swingers are better than nothing, hence the pineapple.
A nicer person than me would take pity and go over to befriend him. I have learned my lesson about that sort of thing and now I don't engage with strangers I can't easily extract myself from. They're like stray cats - once you feed them you'll never get rid of them.
I thought he was on the phone but then I listened and he's just free associating - talking to his grill, his picnic table, musing in general.... I heard a * thunk * and him yelling, "OW!!" really loud like he wanted to alert the whole campground that he stubbed his toe or whatever.He has a crew of pals - they were all over there yesterday for a cookout. So it's a pack of psychos....or maybe not.....
I'm not normally a nosy neighbor because I don't care enough about strangers to spend any time on them, but this guy is forcing me to notice him. So now I've made up this whole story about him to entertain myself.
He's a semi-mental goober who never had any friends, so he's lonely and craves attention. The people over there yesterday don't even know him, he just invited them over for free beer and burgers and they were like, "Sure!" He yells weird things in hopes that someone will come over and ask him what's wrong or engage him in some way. Even screwy swingers are better than nothing, hence the pineapple.
A nicer person than me would take pity and go over to befriend him. I have learned my lesson about that sort of thing and now I don't engage with strangers I can't easily extract myself from. They're like stray cats - once you feed them you'll never get rid of them.
Keep handy a squirt-gun filled with pee.
Clem72
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Used to enjoy visiting my grandmother's place as a kid. There was a river with a real nice beach about 1/2 mile through the woods behind her house and pretty much any warm weekend there were several hippies in their birthday suits on the beach.
Probably the same people you are seeing today, they just aren't as fun to look at anymore.
Nah, now that I've made up a story about him I'm more amused than annoyed. I'm thinking I might hit him up for some free food and beer....probably wait until the day before we leave.
PeoplesElbow
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This was back in the late 80s in south Florida so it was probably the hippies grandparents after a cocaine fueled night of debauchery.
Maybe the pineapple worked?Now he's freaking talking to himself.
He has a crew of pals - they were all over there yesterday for a cookout. So it's a pack of psychos....or maybe not.....
I'm not normally a nosy neighbor because I don't care enough about strangers to spend any time on them, but this guy is forcing me to notice him. So now I've made up this whole story about him to entertain myself.
He's a semi-mental goober who never had any friends, so he's lonely and craves attention. The people over there yesterday don't even know him, he just invited them over for free beer and burgers and they were like, "Sure!" He yells weird things in hopes that someone will come over and ask him what's wrong or engage him in some way. Even screwy swingers are better than nothing, hence the pineapple.
A nicer person than me would take pity and go over to befriend him. I have learned my lesson about that sort of thing and now I don't engage with strangers I can't easily extract myself from. They're like stray cats - once you feed them you'll never get rid of them.
Just make sure Monello has his pants above his waist. Don't want pineapple guy to think its a prison invitation.Nah, now that I've made up a story about him I'm more amused than annoyed. I'm thinking I might hit him up for some free food and beer....probably wait until the day before we leave.
1 of the main reasons I've always more or less followed the law is my incompatibility with a long term prison sentence. I've heard that incarceration can be a royal pain in the ass.
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UglyBear
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I sincerely hope to God that post #34 and #35 are not related...
No. They have only been here a month and they have alienated just about everyone. I met the Beefarilla this morning.I sincerely hope to God that post #34 and #35 are not related...
He must have read my post about hitting him up for free food and beer because he pulled out that morning.
Now our neighbors are a bunch of bikers here (PCB) for Bike Week, but they'll be gone tomorrow or Monday. They're older and mellow, not young buttheads.
Sorry about your neighbors. That's one of the good things about being transient: nothing annoying is permanent.
What happened to the lady next door that you really liked?
They are still here. I love them. It's the new ones across the road.