I'm fairly sure, God will give me a pass on this one. And if not, I'll add it to the conversational piece I'd like to have with him before he decides my fate.
Are you sure the truck was green? Could it have been black with all the smoke?? Are you sure it was a 2004? Could it have been a 2003?? Are you sure it had those specific wheels on it like you described? I dont get that you can describe every little detail about the truck, but cant seem to remember a 6 digit tag number? How is that possible?? Your not that type of person tho....your the type of person that gets off on starting ####....thats easy to tell just reading your other post on random forums.
BTW...ive never seen a stack coming out of a bed of a truck blow smoke and it come out at a 90 degree angle and go in someones car window.... I have seen it go straight up in the air tho....
You can best believe that the first time one of my tires get cut...or winsheild gets cracked that you wont be able to hide behind your screen name...you do have a IP adress...I've already obtained that info...and have your post stating that damages "could" happen....you didnt say you would do it but you would be the police's first stop....believe that!
Sincerely, just another Hollyrock Douchebag.... BLACK 2006 GMC 2500HD 4 door 4x4...that will run 12's and get 21mpg....oh, and with a big sticker in the back glass!
Now that I killed this thread. Does anyone know where I can get a Duromax for my 1976 K10 short bed?
I was talking about all the new, first time posters in this thread.
But need I remind you of the 140mph beltway incident? Maybe it wasn't 140mph, but if the shoe fits.....
And I'm not talking about shutting down the dealer either. But his clientele are certainly not making a good case for him.
I am beginning to understand why they moved 700 miles away from you....
(sorry couldnt let that softball go by without a swing)
I dont build trucks, not enough patience to work on vehicles...
I am glad that Three Oaks Homeless shelter provides such quality care that you are happy at home, glad to see my donations are working.
Is that the one where his penis fell off due to the g-forces?
I think you are... your last 3 post have been about penis's.... I got your douche bag for you.....
douche bag-
(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
Again, you cant understand simple English. I never said they moved. They passed away (a grown up euphemism for dying so you'll know next time you hear it and wonder) back where I grew up, and left from over 30 years ago. Not sorry you dont have the patience to wrench, god knows how many machines have been saved over the years.
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Let's Party!
that made me laugh my ass off to know that there are still people on here with thick skin and a hell of a sense of humor
lol
they are coming out of the effing wood work....
Summer's Eve called, they want you all to quit using the word douche to describe these, well, ummm,
This ispretty embarrassing for actual douche bags.
You have a small penis, don't you?
:snort:
You have a small penis, don't you?
I think you are... your last 3 post have been about penis's.... I got your douche bag for you.....
douche bag-
(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
Thank you, everyone, for the great
+1
Darlin, when someone calls another person a douche bag, they are stating that the person is a pussy-willow and their attitude stinks.
This definition, although not widely known by people that have not ventured past their small towns, can easily be summed up by stating the person is acting like a F*cktwat. But most people do not like to be quite that vulgar and use the simple words douche bag. Which is something that is used to clean up a pussy-willow because it stinks.
Now, when anonymous people jump in for no reason other than sheer boredom (Like me for instance...I'm waiting on dinner and have time to kill) and raise hell being of the male persuasion (unlike me), it usually means they have something to prove and most women equate that to a small appendage because it is overall and generally unimpressive, much like the display that caused the question to come about.
And if you truly must know, I have met both her and her husband, I am positive she does not suffer for unimpressive appendages or appendage envy.
So you have slept with her and her husband?
Of course..didn't I just say that? Is your reading comprehension a little off today? It's ok, I realize you didn't get your nap. Off to bed with you kiddo, you need your sleepy time.