Fruitcake Lady
Who the Hell Cares?
That's the best darn advice so far. She definately won't listen to it.Ken King said:
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Dymphna said:
Thanks -- What relief.... I had a cop wake me up at the house weekend before last and I just knew I was going to be arrested and that's why they were banging on the door..
luckily that wasn't the case...
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Fruitcake Lady said:
You are probably right... I'll think of something...
Actually the begging for mercy part is correct...
huntr1
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I got a speeding ticket (citation is another way of saying ticket) a couple months ago. Got assigned traffic court for the tues. after Thanksgiving, can't miss work that day due to deadlines, so I tried for a new date and got denied. I gotta pay my fine and take my lumps. I was hoping to get community service instead of the fine/points, but no such luck.
Thanks, and you are probably right that she won't head it and will try some song and dance routine that more then likely will just p!ss the judge off.Fruitcake Lady said:
A quick thinking woman would have told the cop that her cycle started unexpectedly and she had no supplies available. That would probably have resulted in a verbal warning and an immediate departure by the cop. Men fear cyclic women.
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huntr1 said:
thanks huntr... how many points did they hit on you? I'm facing 5 points and 523.00 fine..
What county were you in :shrug:
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Ken King said:Thanks, and you are probably right that she won't head it and will try some song and dance routine that more then likely will just p!ss the judge off.
A quick thinking woman would have told the cop that her cycle started unexpectedly and she had no supplies available. That would have probably have resulted in a verbal warning and an immediate departure by the cop. Men fear cyclic women.
:roflmoa: Y'all are soo gullable...
with my line of work, I have all the respect in the world for a judge and know they need lots of azz kissing and that's what I will do, I won't disrespect him by lying -- plus I think I have to be under oath or something. 
Dymphna
Loyalty, Friendship, Love
Dayum, I'll have to remember that one.Ken King said:Thanks, and you are probably right that she won't head it and will try some song and dance routine that more then likely will just p!ss the judge off.
A quick thinking woman would have told the cop that her cycle started unexpectedly and she had no supplies available. That would probably have resulted in a verbal warning and an immediate departure by the cop. Men fear cyclic women.
sleuth
Livin' Like Thanksgivin'
Can a man claim blue balls and the need to get home?Ken King said:Thanks, and you are probably right that she won't head it and will try some song and dance routine that more then likely will just p!ss the judge off.
A quick thinking woman would have told the cop that her cycle started unexpectedly and she had no supplies available. That would probably have resulted in a verbal warning and an immediate departure by the cop. Men fear cyclic women.
Sheesh... women get to use tears AND their cycle to get out of tickets. 
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Dymphna said:Dayum, I'll have to remember that one.
What if it's a female cop
I was pulled over years ago with friends in the car... and I was used to getting warnings all the time... so I told my friends.... it's ok... you just gotta batch your eyes at him.... up walks a female cop and obviously there were no eye battings for her... one friend said "what happened to batting your eye theory?" 
pixiegirl
Cleopatra Jones
Ken King said:Thanks, and you are probably right that she won't head it and will try some song and dance routine that more then likely will just p!ss the judge off.
A quick thinking woman would have told the cop that her cycle started unexpectedly and she had no supplies available. That would probably have resulted in a verbal warning and an immediate departure by the cop. Men fear cyclic women.
NOT FUNNY! Well ok it is. This happened to me last time it was that time for me. I have tan escaine (suede) seats. It was pretty warm so I wasn't wearing a coat. The only thing I could find to put over my seat was a baby burp rag. If I'd of been pulled over I was fully prepared to explain myself.
It might work for you, but real men don't suffer that affliction. Besides it could be a gay cop stopping you and then what are you going to do when he offers his assistance?sleuth said:Can a man claim blue balls and the need to get home?
