I a male and I have three boys but still can't get a date????

Toxick

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Age?

How old are your kids?


Kids under two are CHICK MAGNETS. Take your youngest to the mall, and you'll have to beat women off with a stick.



Even better than puppies or money.
 

Sharon

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Re: Age?

Originally posted by Toxick

Kids under two are CHICK MAGNETS. Take your youngest to the mall, and you'll have to beat women off with a stick.



Even better than puppies or money.
:bs: Puppies are better!
 

Pete

Repete
Re: Age?

Originally posted by Toxick
How old are your kids?


Kids under two are CHICK MAGNETS. Take your youngest to the mall, and you'll have to beat women off with a stick.



Even better than puppies or money.
I don't think so. I think they see a dad with his kid on Saturday and thing, "Look at that poor divorced loser who has his kids this weekend. Wonder whats wrong with him that caused his ex to kick him out, must be bad?" :lol:
 

Toxick

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Re: Re: Age?

Originally posted by Sharon
:bs: Puppies are better!


Not in my experience. They're GOOD, don't get me wrong - but I find that I attract more attention with babies than puppies. Ironically, now that I have babies, I do not want this attention.

But if I were, I'd take my babies, and get some puppies, and go hang out at a park. :biggrin:
 
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justhangn

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Originally posted by Toxick
Not in my experience. They're GOOD, don't get me wrong - but I find that I attract more attention with babies than puppies. Ironically, now that I have babies, I do not want this attention.

But if I were, I'd take my babies, and get some puppies, and go hang out at a park. :biggrin:

Great, use your child as a trophy to get dishonest attention.

:boo:
 

Toxick

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Originally posted by justhangn
Great, use your child as a trophy to get dishonest attention.

:boo:


Lighten up.

I don't use my kids for anything. Especially for female attention. I'm more than perfectly happy with my wife. I was just making a small joke.
 

crabcake

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Originally posted by justhangn
Great, use your child as a trophy to get dishonest attention.

:boo:

:clap: thank you JH ... that's as bad (or worse than) going to church to hook up, imo. :ohwell:
 

crabcake

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Originally posted by Toxick
Lighten up.

I don't use my kids for anything. Especially for female attention. I'm more than perfectly happy with my wife. I was just making a small joke.

may be a joke to you but the sad reality is that there are folks who will do (or already) do this. :ohwell: sad. :frown: if you're (not you personally, tox) such a loser you can't get a date on your own, you're even more pathetic for needing to use your kid like a baited hook to get nook. :ohwell:
 

Toxick

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Originally posted by crabcake
may be a joke to you but the sad reality is that there are folks who will do (or already) do this. :ohwell: sad. :frown: if you're (not you personally, tox) such a loser you can't get a date on your own, you're even more pathetic for needing to use your kid like a baited hook to get nook. :ohwell:



Well, just for the record, I was not endorsing the use of children as a date-getting aid.

What I was doing, however, was pointing out that in my experience walking around in a mall, or store, or park with a child - or more accurately a baby - attracts a good deal of attention from women.



And, I didn't realize that this situation was horrifying and sacred and not to be made fun of.
 

fddog

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Originally posted by justhangn
Great, use your child as a trophy to get dishonest attention.

:boo:
jh i would agree, i am single dad, of one and i would never think of using my kid as bait
 

crabcake

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Originally posted by Toxick
And, I didn't realize that this situation was horrifying and sacred and not to be made fun of.

people using their kids for anything is something that bugs the hell outta me ... they do it every day ... they use them as bargaining tools in divorces, to get dates (and here, as an excuse for NOT getting a date), to scam the gov't system, etc. I hate the thought of people using their kids as an excuse for anything. If you are a good dad and a decent guy and love your kids, that alone would show through to someone. Apparently, judging from the subject of this thread, that doesn't currently happen. :ohwell:

Maybe B.E.D. should stick to looking for women who have kids of their own so they are understanding of the demands kids place on ya; only flip side is you are eliminating a lot of potentially nice women when you scale back your search criteria. :ohwell:
 

fddog

Bow wow
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Originally posted by crabcake
people using their kids for anything is something that bugs the hell outta me ... they do it every day ... they use them as bargaining tools in divorces, to get dates (and here, as an excuse for NOT getting a date), to scam the gov't system, etc. I hate the thought of people using their kids as an excuse for anything. If you are a good dad and a decent guy and love your kids, that alone would show through to someone. Apparently, judging from the subject of this thread, that doesn't currently happen. :ohwell:

Maybe B.E.D. should stick to looking for women who have kids of their own so they are understanding of the demands kids place on ya; only flip side is you are eliminating a lot of potentially nice women when you scale back your search criteria. :ohwell:
:yeahthat: :yeahthat: well put c/c
 
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Kain99

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What's with all the tension in here? Toxick is right! Small children are bait for women. We love to walk up and say OMG what an adorable little boy. So what? I don't think this equates to using your children for sex or anything else.

While I'm on the subject who cares if the thing that brings ya to Church is women? Hey! At least you're there! Better than sitting at home picking your nose.

Lighten up people! All this stress is making me want to hide under the covers. :bawl:
 
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justhangn

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Originally posted by Kain99
While I'm on the subject who cares if the thing that brings ya to Church is women? Hey! At least you're there! Better than sitting at home picking your nose.


It would take a helluva lot more than a skirt to get me to church. :lmao:
 

Toxick

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Originally posted by crabcake
people using their kids for anything is something that bugs the hell outta me


Oy ####ing vey.


Forget I said anything.
:rolleyes:


I wasn't trying to start this sort of sphincter-clenching. It was a stupid one line wisecrack.

I'm outta here.
 
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justhangn

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Kyle

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Age?

Originally posted by Toxick
Oy ####ing vey.


Forget I said anything.
:rolleyes:


I wasn't trying to start this sort of sphincter-clenching. It was a stupid one line wisecrack.

I'm outta here.
C'mon Dude! Don't back down from these judgemental trouble makers!
 
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