If A Guy Knows How To Cook

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Oh! Give me three guesses as to who it was... and I'm guessing I'd be right on my first guess!

warneckutz, MMDad, Hank

 

[vraiblonde]

I dunno'...maybe this is he perfect way to determine if you want to continue the relationship. Otherwise, how long would it have taken to learn that the guy drinks to the point of passing out and pissing himself? Just sayin'.

See, I'm a big fan of efficiency and prefer they whip out the freak flag on the first date and not waste any more of my time.

 

[Dye Tied]

I dunno'...maybe this is he perfect way to determine if you want to continue the relationship. Otherwise, how long would it have taken to learn that the guy drinks to the point of passing out and pissing himself? Just sayin'.

There are many ways to weed them out. I don't recommend the cooking dinner way.

 

[Hank]

My 'fancy Italian lover' is all woman.

That's the cool thing about blow up dolls.....They can be whatever nationality you want!

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

That's the cool thing about blow up dolls.....They can be whatever nationality you want!

So, yours are what.....Chinese? Korean? Filipino?

 

[Beta]

.....is that an alternative to going out? Say you thought he was taking you out somewhere one night, but instead he shows up at your door with a bag of groceries and heads toward the kitchen, saying something like, "How 'bout SPAM sammiches?" Or....."I brought dinner." "How do you like your steak?"

What kind of psycho shows up at someone else's house, invites himself in, and then cooks? There are many ways to make this work, but they require advanced communication. When you call her you can say "hey, what do you think about me bringing some stuff over and I cook for you?" You can pick her up and take her to your place to cook, depending on how long you've been dating and a variety of other factors. But you don't just show up at someone else's house and expect her to be willing to let you walk in with the food you picked up! What if she isn't sure she wants to invite you in? What if she didn't clean up around the house? There are way too many possibilities.

Any time you think you're making a big romantic gesture that you consider "unique", especially early in the dating process, it's probably something she'll consider creepy. So you can tell that to whoever came up with that relationship-ending idea.

 

[sleuth]

I don't know about all that cookin' thing, but if he makes you a spice rack out of baby food jars, I think he's a keeper.

 

[kwillia]

I don't know about all that cookin' thing, but if he makes you a spice rack out of baby food jars, I think he's a keeper.

 

[vraiblonde]

I don't know about all that cookin' thing, but if he makes you a spice rack out of baby food jars, I think he's a keeper.

 

[sleuth]

 

[Hank]

So, yours are what.....Chinese? Korean? Filipino?

Nah. 125 psi.

 

[Dye Tied]

Oh! Give me three guesses as to who it was... and I'm guessing I'd be right on my first guess!

I have never seen this person at a forum event and his first name began with an "L", if I remember correctly.

 

[Pete]

I would like to know that in advance..if I am expecting you to take me out..and I get all dressed up and shove my feet into shoes that arent chucks..you better be taking me somewhere

but if you call and say hey..how about i bring some stuff over and cook you dinner? ima ll about that. but i will be wearing yoga pants, fair warning.

bonus

 

[Pete]

I don't know about all that cookin' thing, but if he makes you a spice rack out of baby food jars, I think he's a keeper.

 

[RoseRed]

I don't know about all that cookin' thing, but if he makes you a spice rack out of baby food jars, I think he's a keeper.

 

[Pete]

I cook. Never bacon while naked, but I do cook.

 

[migtig]

I cook. Never bacon while naked, but I do cook.

Yeah. That is a really really bad idea. Trust me.

 

[RoseRed]

Bacon splattered on my eyeball once. Good thing I wear contacts.

 

[mAlice]

I don't know about all that cookin' thing, but if he makes you a spice rack out of baby food jars, I think he's a keeper.

 

[Toxick]

If it is a first date or early in the dating process and you hardly know each other I think that is just plain creepy.

Especially if you haven't told him where you live yet.