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julz20684
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Pete said:She is talking about me.
Pete
Repete
Go for it.Vince said:
First you should get some pointers. I will start it off and other guys will chip in.
1. If a chick says she has a "Big heart" that means it is matched by an even bigger ass.
2. If a chick says "I want someone who will love me for me" that means she is so scary puppies yelp and run when she looks at them.
3. In Maine "Healthy/slightly overweight" means "I played middle linebacker for the New England Patriots for 2 years".
4. "I love long walks on the beach" really means "I'm boring".
5. "I love romance" means "I am high maintenance".
julz20684 said:
Why not? As long as you are careful and selective, it shouldn't be a problem.
I've considered it as the type of person I want in my life is not someone I will likely run across in my normal travels. If nothing else, I might make a new friend or two along the way. :shrug:
morganj614
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Pete said:Go for it.
First you should get some pointers. I will start it off and other guys will chip in.
1. If a chick says she has a "Big heart" that means it is matched by an even bigger ass.
2. If a chick says "I want someone who will love me for me" that means she is so scary puppies yelp and run when she looks at them.
3. In Maine "Healthy/slightly overweight" means "I played middle linebacker for the New England Patriots for 2 years".
4. "I love long walks on the beach" really means "I'm boring".
5. "I love romance" means "I am high maintenance".
You are full of poop..
If a guy says you must be flexible it means you must do what ever he wants and not have a thought.
My faves are the guys with pictures that are from 5-10 years ago
morganj614
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jazz lady said:With teeth even.
you HAD to bring him up he's back out there with the same picture of him with teeth
morganj614
New Member
jazz lady said:How could I ever FORGET? I still chuckle every time I think about it.
The way he slurped his drink through his gums still makes me cringe
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julz20684
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Pete said:Go for it.
First you should get some pointers. I will start it off and other guys will chip in.
1. If a chick says she has a "Big heart" that means it is matched by an even bigger ass.
2. If a chick says "I want someone who will love me for me" that means she is so scary puppies yelp and run when she looks at them.
3. In Maine "Healthy/slightly overweight" means "I played middle linebacker for the New England Patriots for 2 years".
4. "I love long walks on the beach" really means "I'm boring".
5. "I love romance" means "I am high maintenance".
Maybe I should get you to write my profile
Your experiences I think are the only thing holding me back from trying the internet dating thing. 
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dems4me
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morganj614 said:You are full of poop..
If a guy says you must be flexible it means you must do what ever he wants and not have a thought.
My faves are the guys with pictures that are from 5-10 years ago
Just for the record I have a big heart but dont' have a big azz Also, if a guy says "laid back" means he doesn't have a job and no real intention of finding one
And a guy that says "down to earth" means he wears no deodorant... met one last year and was stuck on a boat with him all day within feet until I jumped overboard (frequently)
Pete
Repete
I had one of those dates!morganj614 said:You are full of poop..
If a guy says you must be flexible it means you must do what ever he wants and not have a thought.
My faves are the guys with pictures that are from 5-10 years ago
Browsed the ads and met 4 or 5 that were total losers so I made an oath not to answer any without pics. I found one and she looked nice, sounded nice, so I said BINGO. Conversed via email for a week or so and set up a date.
I got there a little early and was standing at the bar. Pretty soon this enormous chick walked up and said "Pete?" I say "Yes" she says "I am SoandSo" I go
In the pic she looked about 150lbs or so, not tiny, not big, just average. The female standing in front of me smiling and gazing at me like I was a pork chop was every bit of 5'-6", 350lbs.
Me not being an ass, despite the kramer I will no doubt get for this story, just went with it and did not visibly show the total disgust and anger I was feeling. So we go to the table and order. I am doing my best at the chit chat thing. Finally, the feeling of betrayal gets to me and I tactfully say "You know when you walked in I didn't recognise you. You don't look like your picture". I immediately avert my eyes back down to the half eaten shrimp basket, when she says it.
I shiat you not........................
"Oh, that picture is 9 years old, I don't like my recent pictures because they make me look fat."
I was shocked, I felt my face turn red, my heart rate began to race, I developed a twitch and will all my might I fought the urge to pour my mug of beer over her head, get up and walk out stiffing her for the bill.
But I did not! I was honorable and sat there making small talk. The date was over and I went home. She sent me at least 10 multi page emails professing her love for me and how she was perfect for me.
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julz20684
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Pete said:I had one of those dates!
Browsed the ads and met 4 or 5 that were total losers so I made an oath not to answer any without pics. I found one and she looked nice, sounded nice, so I said BINGO. Conversed via email for a week or so and set up a date.
I got there a little early and was standing at the bar. Pretty soon this enormous chick walked up and said "Pete?" I say "Yes" she says "I am SoandSo" I go
In the pic she looked about 150lbs or so, not tiny, not big, just average. The female standing in front of me smiling and gazing at me like I was a pork chop was every bit of 5'-6", 350lbs.
Me not being an ass, despite the kramer I will no doubt get for this story, just went with it and did not visibly show the total disgust and anger I was feeling. So we go to the table and order. I am doing my best at the chit chat thing. Finally, the feeling of betrayal gets to me and I tactfully say "You know when you walked in I didn't recognise you. You don't look like your picture". I immediately avert my eyes back down to the half eaten shrimp basket, when she says it.
I shiat you not........................
"Oh, that picture is 9 years old, I don't like my recent pictures because they make me look fat."
I was shocked, I felt my face turn red, my heart rate began to race, I developed a twitch and will all my might I fought the urge to pour my mug of beer over her head, get up and walk out stiffing her for the bill.
But I did not! I was honorable and sat there making small talk. The date was over and I went home. She sent me at least 10 multi page emails professing her love for me and how she was perfect for me.
Chain729
CageKicker Extraordinaire
Pete said:I had one of those dates!
Browsed the ads and met 4 or 5 that were total losers so I made an oath not to answer any without pics. I found one and she looked nice, sounded nice, so I said BINGO. Conversed via email for a week or so and set up a date.
I got there a little early and was standing at the bar. Pretty soon this enormous chick walked up and said "Pete?" I say "Yes" she says "I am SoandSo" I go
In the pic she looked about 150lbs or so, not tiny, not big, just average. The female standing in front of me smiling and gazing at me like I was a pork chop was every bit of 5'-6", 350lbs.
Me not being an ass, despite the kramer I will no doubt get for this story, just went with it and did not visibly show the total disgust and anger I was feeling. So we go to the table and order. I am doing my best at the chit chat thing. Finally, the feeling of betrayal gets to me and I tactfully say "You know when you walked in I didn't recognise you. You don't look like your picture". I immediately avert my eyes back down to the half eaten shrimp basket, when she says it.
I shiat you not........................
"Oh, that picture is 9 years old, I don't like my recent pictures because they make me look fat."
I was shocked, I felt my face turn red, my heart rate began to race, I developed a twitch and will all my might I fought the urge to pour my mug of beer over her head, get up and walk out stiffing her for the bill.
But I did not! I was honorable and sat there making small talk. The date was over and I went home. She sent me at least 10 multi page emails professing her love for me and how she was perfect for me.
You're a better man than I am. The second she told me that her pics made her look fat I'd ask her if owned a mirror, and tell her that the day she broke the scale should've told her something.
Pete
Repete
In the post where I said "In Maine "Healthy/Slightly overweight" meant she played linebacker for the Patriots for 2 years" was a true story too. That was one of the most painful hour and a halves I spent in my whole life. Every time I looked like I was ready to go she would glare at me. I was afraid she was going to beat me.Chain729 said:
