Lines Heard During Couples/Marriage Counseling

[Yooper]

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[Yooper]

A couples counseling case from sometime in the near future:

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[Yooper]

The man says to the woman:

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[luvmygdaughters]

A case from sometime in the near future:

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[BernieP]

The second session is all about defining terms and conversation styles/meanings....

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No

2. No = No

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry.

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble.

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not.

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later.

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry.

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy.

3. I am tired = I am tired.

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now.

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.

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Funny, but a lot of truth in that

 

[Yooper]

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[Yooper]

A line from a lawyer after marriage counseling failed:

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[Yooper]

This session took place via a tele-health connection:

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[Yooper]

This line came from the counselor during an individual session regarding what he says to all husbands:

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[SamSpade]

This line came from the counselor during an individual session regarding what he says to all husbands:

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I've been to a few of them, although not in many, many years - but only one of them - the one in Ocean City -
had a lineup like the one in the picture. All of the others were like any other restaurant.

 

[Yooper]

I've been to a few of them, although not in many, many years - but only one of them - the one in Ocean City -
had a lineup like the one in the picture. All of the others were like any other restaurant.

Tampa. The original restaurant.

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[Yooper]

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[Yooper]

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[Yooper]

A heated exchange, no doubt:

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[Yooper]

Turning toward the spouse who seemed especially annoyed the therapist asked:

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[stgislander]

Turning toward the spouse who seemed especially annoyed the therapist asked:
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I resemble that remark.

 

[Yooper]

Recently, a husband told the couples counselor:

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[Yooper]

Recently, a husband told the couples counselor why he thought an argument started:

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[BernieP]

 

[BernieP]