Middle East Update
Information is starting to trickle out about how Hamas outsmarted Israelās crackerjack intelligence agencies. On Tuesday, the New York Post ran a story headlined, āHamas used landline phones in Gaza tunnels to evade Israeli intelligence for 2 years while plotting attack: report.ā
āHello? Can I get a medium double-stuff pepperoni with extra cheesy bread?ā
Hamasā vast concrete and metal-reinforced tunnel network, dubbed the āGaza metroā by Israeli Defense Forces, runs for over 300 combined miles underneath Gaza, allowing the terror group to hide, plot, store supplies, move fighters, weaponry and supplies undetected throughout the region, and carve their initials into the concrete walls. The tunnels are highly sophisticated, offering all the comforts of a terroristās home: power, air conditioning, cement roads, rail systems, and apparently, a completely-independent, secure, analog phone system that cannot be monitored by Israeli intelligence.
The Hamas tunnels give a different take on the term, āmoles.ā They are moles armed with rocket launchers and machetes. Anyway, it is helpful to understand how Hamas used a low-tech solution to avoid Israelās high-tech monitoring systems.
It made me think of the (friendly) anonymous letter I received this week that had been typed on a typewriter. A real typewriter. With a ribbon and stuff. I had a brief thought that it might be handy to have a typewriter around these days. You know. Iām not saying why.
There is a developing narrative that the U.S. is the one acting as the āRestrainerā holding Israel back from a Gazan ground invasion. To date, Biden has not stopped coming up with new reasons that Israel should keep waiting. For just a few examples: (1) Biden needs more time for hostage negotiations, (2) the ground invasion would be useless anyway because it would just become a quagmire like Afghanistan, and the latest excuse, (3) the U.S. needs more time to ship air defenses to the region.
Yesterday, the Wall Street Journal ran a story suggesting that Israel had agreed to wait so the U.S. forces, who arenāt in the fight, can get hold of some air defenses, to protect them from an unnamed and identified enemy:
Itās a good thing the U.S. isnāt in a real war that doesnāt wait around for you to ship your air defenses by UPS ground.
On the other hand, also yesterday, PBS said that Israel would probably delay the invasion for hostage negotiations. According to its article, āthere are new signs that an Israeli ground invasion may not be imminent after all,ā and āthe ground invasion appears to be on hold for now, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu indicated tonight.ā Its headline:
So many reasons to delay.
But there were signs yesterday the Israelis may be catching on that their allies could be trying to frustrate their Gazan invasion plans. Iāve been following influencer Amir Tsarfati, an Israeli messianic Jew (a Christian) who has kept his telegram updated with hour-by-hour news. Until yesterday, Amir has lauded Biden for his support. Last night, Amir posted this update, titled āBiden fooled Israelā:
I suspect a lot of Jews are feeling the same way as Amir about Biden. Welcome to our world.
Israel is sitting in a thorny political corner. This morning, the Financial Times ran a story suggesting Israel may have found a third way: a ānon-invasionā invasion. Late last night, Israel conducted a large incursion ā not an invasion ā with troops returning to the border after completing the action.
In a widely-dissected televised address yesterday, Prime Minister Netanyahu again said Israel was āpreparing a ground invasion,ā and again he did not offer any timeline. But incursions arenāt invasions. After all, since troops donāt stay there, an incursion nothing like an invasion, with incursions having the additional highly-desirable benefit of not becoming quagmires.
Meanwhile yesterday, according to a White House summary of their call, President Robert L. āPedoā Peters ā who sure is a chatty Kathy about Israel these days ā told Prime Minister Netanyahu yesterday that he, Biden, is looking for a āpathway for permanent peaceā between Israel and Palestine at the end of the conflict, which is probably the last thing Netanyahu wants to think about right now.
Why is Biden talking about āpermanent peaceā when the invasion hasnāt even started yet and the parties have yet to agree to their first ceasefire? Look, Iām an optimist. Iām not being critical, I really want to know. Does Biden think this could all be magically resolved in the midst of rising hostilities?
Information is starting to trickle out about how Hamas outsmarted Israelās crackerjack intelligence agencies. On Tuesday, the New York Post ran a story headlined, āHamas used landline phones in Gaza tunnels to evade Israeli intelligence for 2 years while plotting attack: report.ā
āHello? Can I get a medium double-stuff pepperoni with extra cheesy bread?ā
Hamasā vast concrete and metal-reinforced tunnel network, dubbed the āGaza metroā by Israeli Defense Forces, runs for over 300 combined miles underneath Gaza, allowing the terror group to hide, plot, store supplies, move fighters, weaponry and supplies undetected throughout the region, and carve their initials into the concrete walls. The tunnels are highly sophisticated, offering all the comforts of a terroristās home: power, air conditioning, cement roads, rail systems, and apparently, a completely-independent, secure, analog phone system that cannot be monitored by Israeli intelligence.
The Hamas tunnels give a different take on the term, āmoles.ā They are moles armed with rocket launchers and machetes. Anyway, it is helpful to understand how Hamas used a low-tech solution to avoid Israelās high-tech monitoring systems.
It made me think of the (friendly) anonymous letter I received this week that had been typed on a typewriter. A real typewriter. With a ribbon and stuff. I had a brief thought that it might be handy to have a typewriter around these days. You know. Iām not saying why.
There is a developing narrative that the U.S. is the one acting as the āRestrainerā holding Israel back from a Gazan ground invasion. To date, Biden has not stopped coming up with new reasons that Israel should keep waiting. For just a few examples: (1) Biden needs more time for hostage negotiations, (2) the ground invasion would be useless anyway because it would just become a quagmire like Afghanistan, and the latest excuse, (3) the U.S. needs more time to ship air defenses to the region.
Yesterday, the Wall Street Journal ran a story suggesting that Israel had agreed to wait so the U.S. forces, who arenāt in the fight, can get hold of some air defenses, to protect them from an unnamed and identified enemy:
Itās a good thing the U.S. isnāt in a real war that doesnāt wait around for you to ship your air defenses by UPS ground.
On the other hand, also yesterday, PBS said that Israel would probably delay the invasion for hostage negotiations. According to its article, āthere are new signs that an Israeli ground invasion may not be imminent after all,ā and āthe ground invasion appears to be on hold for now, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu indicated tonight.ā Its headline:
So many reasons to delay.
But there were signs yesterday the Israelis may be catching on that their allies could be trying to frustrate their Gazan invasion plans. Iāve been following influencer Amir Tsarfati, an Israeli messianic Jew (a Christian) who has kept his telegram updated with hour-by-hour news. Until yesterday, Amir has lauded Biden for his support. Last night, Amir posted this update, titled āBiden fooled Israelā:
I suspect a lot of Jews are feeling the same way as Amir about Biden. Welcome to our world.
Israel is sitting in a thorny political corner. This morning, the Financial Times ran a story suggesting Israel may have found a third way: a ānon-invasionā invasion. Late last night, Israel conducted a large incursion ā not an invasion ā with troops returning to the border after completing the action.
In a widely-dissected televised address yesterday, Prime Minister Netanyahu again said Israel was āpreparing a ground invasion,ā and again he did not offer any timeline. But incursions arenāt invasions. After all, since troops donāt stay there, an incursion nothing like an invasion, with incursions having the additional highly-desirable benefit of not becoming quagmires.
Meanwhile yesterday, according to a White House summary of their call, President Robert L. āPedoā Peters ā who sure is a chatty Kathy about Israel these days ā told Prime Minister Netanyahu yesterday that he, Biden, is looking for a āpathway for permanent peaceā between Israel and Palestine at the end of the conflict, which is probably the last thing Netanyahu wants to think about right now.
Why is Biden talking about āpermanent peaceā when the invasion hasnāt even started yet and the parties have yet to agree to their first ceasefire? Look, Iām an optimist. Iām not being critical, I really want to know. Does Biden think this could all be magically resolved in the midst of rising hostilities?
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