The episiotomy didnt hurt one bit... But I tore the rest of the way since they didnt cut appropriately. The dr said he stopped counting how many stitches once he got to 50 on me
There are so many which one are you thinking of. My fear was ####ting on the table while giving birth. One of our friends wives did that and listening to him tell that story to like 20 people one night at a party... I was actually embarrassed for her
The episiotomy didnt hurt one bit... But I tore the rest of the way since they didnt cut appropriately. The dr said he stopped counting how many stitches once he got to 50 on me
Whoa. I thought mine was bad at 30 stitches.
You shouldn't be afraid of tearing. You should be afraid of having an emergency c-section and not being numb for it so you feel everything from start to finish. Now that #### hurts!
THAT was my biggest fear. I shudder just thinking about it. I'll take my little tear with 2 or 3 stitches over that nonsense any day.
Of all the dumb little things I worried about leading up to it...something that horrifying never entered my mind! 
Eh. After you chit the table, you'll be so concerned about that you won't even notice your big gaping torn hoo-ha.
Sheesh, that ain't nothing compared to the humilation of childbirth.
Ain't that the truth. Some of my friends freak out over their mammograms...how embarassing.
We arent really helping herUh..yeah...I was in attendance for one of those deals.
I was thinking of the dreaded hemorrhoids. Last child I had..I was laying in recovery, nurse came in to check my parts..all of the suddenOh honey, you had a few hemmorhoids, I just put them back.
Still alive, but they divorced a few years later Whow knows how many I actually had, but I was in the hospital for 4 days and couldnt walk for another week after getting homeWhoa. I thought mine was bad at 30 stitches.
See none of that bothers me. :shrug: but for some reason I keep obsessing over the size of SO's head and freaking out about tearing. Weirdest thing.
Also is it strange I don't want anyone with me? I would rather do it alone with a stranger than have my mom, or SO or anyone in there. They can see me when I am cleaned up and covered up and calm.
Everything about it is disgusting.
Everything about it is disgusting.
Everything about it is disgusting.
You guys must have done something to piss off the gods and be cursed with ick because I didn't have any of that happen with either of mine. Jesus just likes me better than he does you all.
I remember the doctor pulling the pee-pee pad thing out from under my friend's butt and saying "oh..just a little fecal matter here..." My friend was horrified...she said "OMG! Did I just sh!t the damn bed?" Her husband was next to me, gagging.
Everything about it is disgusting.
You guys must have done something to piss off the gods and be cursed with ick because I didn't have any of that happen with either of mine. Jesus just likes me better than he does you all.
I remember the doctor pulling the pee-pee pad thing out from under my friend's butt and saying "oh..just a little fecal matter here..." My friend was horrified...she said "OMG! Did I just sh!t the damn bed?" Her husband was next to me, gagging.