New Relationship and the Bathroom

[devilvice]

I need some advice, I am going away with my boyfriend for the first time this weekend and we are going to stay in a hotel room. I have a problem with bodily functions around other people. So what should I do if I have to go number 2 or get gassy? I am kinda worried since we will be staying the weekend together.

 

[mv_princess]

If you were really into him they say you shouldn't have a problem with that stuff. Or so they say.........

 

[Pete]

I need some advice, I am going away with my boyfriend for the first time this weekend and we are going to stay in a hotel room. I have a problem with bodily functions around other people. So what should I do if I have to go number 2 or get gassy? I am kinda worried since we will be staying the weekend together.

Don't poo until Monday

 

[BS Gal]

I can't even read this with a straight face. I know it is a serious problem, but this just made me spit water on the monitor.

 

[junkinthetrunk]

Take a radio and turn it on really loud when you gotta go poo.

 

[Tina2001aniT]

I need some advice, I am going away with my boyfriend for the first time this weekend and we are going to stay in a hotel room. I have a problem with bodily functions around other people. So what should I do if I have to go number 2 or get gassy? I am kinda worried since we will be staying the weekend together.

So you are comfortable enough to sleep in the same bed and bump uglies all weekend, yet you can't "get gassy" or go "number 2"?

I think there is a bigger problem here than you filling up with gas all weekend....

 

[Atir211]

I need some advice, I am going away with my boyfriend for the first time this weekend and we are going to stay in a hotel room. I have a problem with bodily functions around other people. So what should I do if I have to go number 2 or get gassy? I am kinda worried since we will be staying the weekend together.

Whhheww I'm glad I'm passed that............

 

[sarahblk]

I need some advice, I am going away with my boyfriend for the first time this weekend and we are going to stay in a hotel room. I have a problem with bodily functions around other people. So what should I do if I have to go number 2 or get gassy? I am kinda worried since we will be staying the weekend together.

Read "Everybody poops" jk
You just have to make lite of it...joke around. You'll be having farting contest before you know it!

 

[lucyisfat]

I need some advice, I am going away with my boyfriend for the first time this weekend and we are going to stay in a hotel room. I have a problem with bodily functions around other people. So what should I do if I have to go number 2 or get gassy? I am kinda worried since we will be staying the weekend together.

courtesy flush

 

[aps45819]

pull my finger

 

[BS Gal]

Just hope and pray that there is a fan in the bathroom and it is loud. Or turn the t.v. up really loud if you are afraid of him hearing "noises." Oh, and bring some air freshener if you are worried about odor.

You should have stopped eating Tuesday.

 

[junkinthetrunk]

You should have stopped eating Tuesday.

 

[devilvice]

I cant wait till monday, I do it everyday and I told him about this and he said I was physco, he said it was natural. But I can't even go around my friends and I dont like people going around me. Yes we can do the bumpity bump all the time but I find ways to get rid of him so I can go. I can even fart around him, I go outside or something like hide in a corner.

 

[sarahblk]

I cant wait till monday, I do it everyday and I told him about this and he said I was physco, he said it was natural. But I can't even go around my friends and I dont like people going around me. Yes we can do the bumpity bump all the time but I find ways to get rid of him so I can go. I can even fart around him, I go outside or something like hide in a corner.

Send him for ice...and make it quick

 

[cattitude]

Helpful Advice

 

[BS Gal]

Ewwwwwww, I'm glad I passed that............

:fixed:

 

[devilvice]

Maybe I will just turn on the shower, do my thing then take a shower.. maybe he will never notice... but what if I stop up the toilet... hotel rooms dont keep plungers in there, do they?

 

[jaie]

Does he smoke? If he does when he goes out side maybe you can do it.


Bye the way are you the one with the hairy mole?

 

[BS Gal]

Maybe I will just turn on the shower, do my thing then take a shower.. maybe he will never notice... but what if I stop up the toilet... hotel rooms dont keep plungers in there, do they?

Do you have any Xanax you could take to get over this phobia?

 

[devilvice]

shut up jessica... im gonna go around the corner and slap you