New Relationship and the Bathroom
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jaie
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aps45819 said:Used to date a chic with this phobia. I'd say "Give me a big hug" and when she's squeeze me, I rip off a big fart. When she's excuse her self to go to the bathroom, I'd lean over and wisper "We could hear you" when she came back.
We're no longer datingbit that's OK. She had hairy nipples.
That's OK cuz devilvice has a hairy mole.
This tread is too much 
On a side note I have always felt a bit wierded out at first when using a bathroom I have not been in before.
When at my BF's house I don't even worry about the door when I pee ( neither does he) The bathroom door only gets closed for Poo time or when the kids are there. I will not Pooh in his bathroom if he is in the bedroom though. I instead use the one down the hall. At my house I only have one bathroom so when mother nature calls there is no option.
On a side note I have always felt a bit wierded out at first when using a bathroom I have not been in before.When at my BF's house I don't even worry about the door when I pee ( neither does he) The bathroom door only gets closed for Poo time or when the kids are there. I will not Pooh in his bathroom if he is in the bedroom though. I instead use the one down the hall. At my house I only have one bathroom so when mother nature calls there is no option.
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This thread is TFF... I remember the, "cannot pooh or pass gas" phase of my relationships. A long time ago I was dating this guy, and we were spending the night together, I woke myself up after I passed gas in my sleep, only because it was that loud not because of funk. I remember laughing and freaking out at the same time and thinking, did it wake him too? He stopped snoring for a moment, but I will never know if it actually woke him up too... maybe that's the straw that broke the camels back in that relationship..... 
Luckly for me I finally found a man I feel comfortable enough around not to give two sh!t's (no pun intended) if he cares about my bodily functions.
I remember the, "cannot pooh or pass gas" phase of my relationships. A long time ago I was dating this guy, and we were spending the night together, I woke myself up after I passed gas in my sleep, only because it was that loud not because of funk. I remember laughing and freaking out at the same time and thinking, did it wake him too? He stopped snoring for a moment, but I will never know if it actually woke him up too... maybe that's the straw that broke the camels back in that relationship..... Luckly for me I finally found a man I feel comfortable enough around not to give two sh!t's (no pun intended) if he cares about my bodily functions.
