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Fruitcake Lady

Who the Hell Cares?
nomoney said:
Oh don't let those meanies get you down. They're just jealous because its so hard to find a rat this time of year :cheers:
My ass you can't find a rat this time of year:mad: Them nasty little vermon are everywhere and they should not be used as a pet.
 
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justhangn

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Fruitcake Lady said:
My ass you can't find a rat this time of year:mad: Them nasty little vermon are everywhere and they should not be used as a pet.


She's referring to the rodents, not the street people. :ohwell:
 

Fruitcake Lady

Who the Hell Cares?
Is this rat going to be in a cage? I sure as heck hope so:mad: They don't run loose threw the house do they? Geez could you imagine what would happen to my fruitcake stash:twitch:
 

crabcake

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Fruitcake Lady said:
My ass you can't find a rat this time of year:mad: Them nasty little vermon are everywhere and they should not be used as a pet.
:yeahthat: c'mon over to my house ... I have a mouse in the garage you can have for free! :yay:
 

nomoney

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Fruitcake Lady said:
Is this rat going to be in a cage? I sure as heck hope so:mad: They don't run loose threw the house do they? Geez could you imagine what would happen to my fruitcake stash:twitch:



Now and days rat sh!t doesn't carry nearly as many diseases as they did in the old days. And for the crap that it does carry-they have shots that will fix you right up. I don't see why it would be such a problem :duh:
 

KCM

Right Where I Belong
nomoney said:
Now and days rat sh!t doesn't carry nearly as many diseases as they did in the old days. And for the crap that it does carry-they have shots that will fix you right up. I don't see why it would be such a problem :duh:
You found some field mice and are passing them off as rats for your boys for christmas aren't you. :duh:

j/k :lmao:
 

Fruitcake Lady

Who the Hell Cares?
nomoney said:
Now and days rat sh!t doesn't carry nearly as many diseases as they did in the old days. And for the crap that it does carry-they have shots that will fix you right up. I don't see why it would be such a problem :duh:
Well that makes me feel better. They've got a cure for just about everything now don't they.
 

crabcake

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Fruitcake Lady said:
I'm sure some tree hugger will take you up on that offer:yay:
I sure as heck hope so! Otherwise, I'm gonna go down there and fumigate his azz out, and when he shows his squeaky little mouse face, eyes all bulging out and stuff, I'm gonna pour antifreeze down his little mouse throat and toss him out in the field so all his little mice friends will know to steer clear of my garage. He failed to adhere to my 'no trespassing' sign, and he was not invited in. :cool:
 

nomoney

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KCM said:
You found some field mice and are passing them off as rats for your boys for christmas aren't you. :duh:

j/k :lmao:



No, I actually splurged and got them both rain boots for christmas this year :dance:
 
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justhangn

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DoWhat said:
At least it would finally get eaten.
Nasty ass Fruitcake, you too.


So, you're saying that if Fruitcake got eaten more often, she wouldn't be so bitter? :confused:
 

nomoney

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crabcake said:
I sure as heck hope so! Otherwise, I'm gonna go down there and fumigate his azz out, and when he shows his squeaky little mouse face, eyes all bulging out and stuff, I'm gonna pour antifreeze down his little mouse throat and toss him out in the field so all his little mice friends will know to steer clear of my garage. He failed to adhere to my 'no trespassing' sign, and he was not invited in. :cool:




you'd have to put a little sign around his little dead neck or else how are the other mice going to know in which house the mouse killer lives :shrug:
 

Fruitcake Lady

Who the Hell Cares?
crabcake said:
I sure as heck hope so! Otherwise, I'm gonna go down there and fumigate his azz out, and when he shows his squeaky little mouse face, eyes all bulging out and stuff, I'm gonna pour antifreeze down his little mouse throat and toss him out in the field so all his little mice friends will know to steer clear of my garage. He failed to adhere to my 'no trespassing' sign, and he was not invited in. :cool:
I see you've been thinking about this.
 
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