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[crabcake]

you'd have to put a little sign around his little dead neck or else how are the other mice going to know in which house the mouse killer lives :shrug:

I figured the teeth marks from the dogs playing tug of war with him would be a clear indicator. :shrug:

 

[crabcake]

I see you've been thinking about this.

Certainly ... I'm a very thoughtful person, ya know.

 

[nomoney]

I figured the teeth marks from the dogs playing tug of war with him would be a clear indicator. :shrug:

do you think the little mice have their very own CSI division or something??? I'm telling you; the note is the only way those dumb little sob's would figure it out.

 

[DoWhat]

Are you fat?

Yes.

 

[KCM]

do you think the little mice have their very own CSI division or something??? I'm telling you; the note is the only way those dumb little sob's would figure it out.

What if they are like the three blind mice and can't read it.

 

[Fruitcake Lady]

Yes.

It's hard to tell from your picture, thats why I asked.

 

[crabcake]

do you think the little mice have their very own CSI division or something??? I'm telling you; the note is the only way those dumb little sob's would figure it out.

maybe I can just chisel down the dogs' teeth a bit afterward ... kinda like how peeps file the serial number off a gun.

And while I applaud your suggestion, nomo, for breaking out the paintball gun to handle this situation, I can't say that it'd be too fun cleaning up the splotches all over my garage. Now, if I can scurry his little mouse butt outside, he's fair game! :rubbinghandstogether:

 

[Fruitcake Lady]

What if they are like the three blind mice and can't read it.

Isn't it required for notices to be done in braille and 5 other languages:shrug: I'm sure it'll be fine.

 

[DJ_Blackrain]

gotta hand it to you guys that was to good

 

[justhangn]

maybe I can just chisel down the dogs' teeth a bit afterward ... kinda like how peeps file the serial number off a gun.

And while I applaud your suggestion, nomo, for breaking out the paintball gun to handle this situation, I can't say that it'd be too fun cleaning up the splotches all over my garage. Now, if I can scurry his little mouse butt outside, he's fair game! :rubbinghandstogether:

HOW to get rid of a mouse.....


1. SHOOT your cat for not doing it's job!

2. Buy a VICTOR trap and use it.



That'll be $100!

 

[KCM]

Isn't it required for notices to be done in braille and 5 other languages:shrug: I'm sure it'll be fine.

I'm sure your are correct there my little Fruitcake..just want to make sure that CC covers all bases.

 

[DJ_Blackrain]

What if they are like the three blind mice and can't read it.

Rats actually are blind in a sence....so they have to sway there heads back and forth to see like a blind person playing the piano

 

[crabcake]

HOW to get rid of a mouse.....


1. SHOOT your cat for not doing it's job!

2. Buy a VICTOR trap and use it.



That'll be $100!

I do not allow my cat to be in the garage nor roam free outside; therefore, he cannot be held responsible for this intruder. The dogs, on the other hand ...

But what's this VICTOR trap you speak of? Oh, and btw, I got an email that you and I've taken care of that problem.

 

[crabcake]

Rats actually are blind in a sence....so they have to sway there heads back and forth to see like a blind person playing the piano

I can't believe you just equated Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder to a freakin' rat. And you call us heartless.

 

[KCM]

I can't believe you just equated Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder to a freakin' rat. And you call us heartless.

I have no idea what the heck a rat does. I see them (or a mouse) I kill it. End of story.

 

[PrepH4U]

I have no idea what the heck a rat does. I see them (or a mouse) I kill it. End of story.

oh oh they will come back with their little friends!

Ben, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I'll never be alone
And you my friend will see
You've got a friend in me

Ben, you're always running here and there
You feel you're not wanted anywhere
If you ever look behind
And don't like what you find
There's something you should know
You've got a place to go

I used to say
I and me
Now it's us
Now it's we
I used to say
I and me
Now it's us
Now it's we

Ben, most people would turn you away
I don't listen to a word they say
They don't see you as I do
I wish they would try to
I'm sure they'd think again
If they had a friend like Ben
Like Ben
Like Ben

 

[crabcake]

I never understood the desire to have reptiles and rodents as pets. I mean, to each his/her own ... but damn ... just freakish.

That being said, DJ Blackrain, I applaud you on losing the ghetto-speak when you post.

 

[KCM]

Rodents freak me out. I can't stand when the accidentally get in my home - there is no way on God's green earth I am going to intentionally allow it in my house.

 

[DJ_Blackrain]

I can't believe you just equated Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder to a freakin' rat. And you call us heartless.

Don't get me wrong they are both great musicians....but that's what it looks like to me

 

[DJ_Blackrain]

I never understood the desire to have reptiles and rodents as pets. I mean, to each his/her own ... but damn ... just freakish.

That being said, DJ Blackrain, I applaud you on losing the ghetto-speak when you post.

Thank You Thank You......But Freakish Maybe So........But I Have A Rat, A Scorpion, A 18 ft Long Boa, & A Tarantula

So Ok My Choice Of Pets Aren't Everyone's Fisrt Choice But Ok It's Expected