Capital idea!!
Ah, the wonders of youth and queers,
Build a club, pay for a mega sound system, pay for bucko insurance, pay for a lawyers to get all the ordinances adjusted and permits, and liquor licences, and whatever, Buy tons of Urban style funky, industrial artistic design, advertise in all the city papers that you have the greatest thumping industrial-trance "Music"...get the word out to all your gay friends to have a grand opening and whoopi!
Pumpen music, wild behavior, drinking til 2am...
That's when Johnny shows up with the double barrel buck and trashes the cars in your new lot followed by a lot of bad press and man...you're sunk. ruined.. all because we aren't just up to your sophisticated "happening" lifestyle. (its all our fault)
So good luck, go for it, dream big!
In other words
(go back to where you became so "sophisticated")