Pope Dead?

Dymphna

Loyalty, Friendship, Love
Nickel said:
Ijust to say I was there when they chose the next Pope.
Don't worry, it'll be a while before they get a new one. First, they have to gather all the Cardinals from all over the world, third world, included. The logistics of making hotel and airline reservations take time. Imagine all those guys in potentially gun concealing robes getting on planes. :yikes: AND they all have to have equal accomadations, because any one of them could be the next Pope, and heaven forbid, some underling should offend the wrong one.

Then you get them all together, all of them secretly disagreeing with each other for years, but putting on a brave face because JP2 ultimately had the last say. Then they have to hem and haw for a couple of days, maybe a week, because they each want to be in a position to get their agenda forward without offending the one who ultimately becomes Pope.

Then once they get over that stage, they'll fight. Whoever they choose will be setting the agenda for a long time, so this is their chance to decide what the tone of that agenda will be.

Of course, all of this will go on behind closed doors. You will able to look forward to endless news reports on the color of the smoke coming from the chimney in the Vatican. (for those who don't remember, the color of the smoke indicates if a decision has been made)
 

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
Dymphna said:
You will able to look forward to endless news reports on the color of the smoke coming from the chimney in the Vatican. (for those who don't remember, the color of the smoke indicates if a decision has been made)
That's all I wanted to see. :blushing:

I've read Angels and Demons too many times. :ohwell:
 

Dymphna

Loyalty, Friendship, Love
MLE said:
FYI-
...Maxwell's silver hammer...I don't see the connection, unless you are making some reference to the Pope needing a lobotomy. Do you know what this Beatles quote is actually referencing? The infamous Lobotomies performed in the 50's and 60's...

http://www.mercola.com/2001/feb/7/lobotomies.htm
http://home.att.net/~larvaluebug/archlarry6-03.html
He's referring to an article about how they determine the pope is dead. Officially, they smack him in the head with a silver hammer to make sure he's dead. :shrug: I guess if he wasn't before, he would be after that.
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
Dymphna said:
Don't worry, it'll be a while before they get a new one. First, they have to gather all the Cardinals from all over the world, third world, included...
I remember all that from when Paul VI and John Paul I died in 1978.

I have an idea--PickThePope.com. Every Cardinal gets an SSL login with PGP and 2048-bit encryption. For the rest of us, the site has streaming video of the smoke coming from St. Peter's.
 
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Kizzy

Guest
Tonio said:
I remember all that from when Paul VI and John Paul I died in 1978.

I have an idea--PickThePope.com. Every Cardinal gets an SSL login with PGP and 2048-bit encryption. For the rest of us, the site has streaming video of the smoke coming from St. Peter's.


That about sums it up. :lol:

I had just done my Act of Contrition, when John Paul I died. It was a massive funeral, televised on just about every channel.
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
"Look, they've elected a new Pope... sorry, just the Vatican staff on a weed break."
 
C

canuk woman

Guest
elaine said:
It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta' do it. :shrug:

oh so does that make you the paris hilton of this forum??? BTW check your user cp
 
C

canuk woman

Guest
CityGrl said:
Man, I started this thread and while I was gone, canuk woman threw up all over it.

Can't...stop...laughing... :killingme

hey i'm serious about the situation that's going on in rome
 

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
CityGrl said:
Man, I started this thread and while I was gone, canuk woman threw up all over it.

Can't...stop...laughing... :killingme
Headlines CNN: US Border Patrol fails to stop Canadian Barfallos from crossing the border into US. :killingme
 

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
It is being reported as confirmed that the Pope has passed as of 9:37PM Vatican time 2:37PM Eastern.
 
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jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Yahoo is saying:
The 84-year-old head of the Roman Catholic Church, who struggled to overcome the effects of his advanced age and Parkinson's disease, died Saturday after suffering "septic shock and a cardio-circulatory collapse."
Rest In Peace.
 

MLE

flibberdejibbit
Dymphna said:
He's referring to an article about how they determine the pope is dead. Officially, they smack him in the head with a silver hammer to make sure he's dead. :shrug: I guess if he wasn't before, he would be after that.

Surely they aren't serious? :shocking: oh, but wait...I forget we are talking about the same religion that started the crusades and the Spanish Inquisition... :killingme: -ok...that was lame, and barely funny, but I had to try :ohwell: -
 

MLE

flibberdejibbit
Ken King said:
It is being reported as confirmed that the Pope has passed as of 9:37PM Vatican time 2:37PM Eastern.

I just read a fascinating short bio about the pope if anyone is interested...(already OBE, but still interesting)- from 'Knowledge News':

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Today, news is fixed on the Vatican, where Pope John Paul II lies in "very serious" condition. Our thoughts are with the pope, too. Hard as it is to remember now, the young Karol Wojtyla was a strapping fellow, eager to ski and kayak and hike. Here's what his life was like before he became pope.

Today's Knowledge
Before He Was John Paul, He Was Karol

On May 18, 1920, Karol and Emilia Wojtyla welcomed the arrival of their second son and named him Karol Jozef. The family lived in Wadowice, a small town just south of Krakow where Catholics and Jews lived side by side. When Karol was 8, he lost his mother. Three years later, his older brother also died.

Portrait of the Pope as a Young Man

Karol grew up to excel in academics and athletics. When the Nazis invaded Poland in 1939, he was studying literature and philosophy in Krakow and exploring a passion for theater. After the Germans shut down his university, he saw his professors rounded up--some deported, others executed--and Poland's Jews sent off to death camps. Auschwitz was less than 50 miles away.

Karol took a job as a stonecutter, but then personal tragedy struck again: his father died in 1941. Karol Sr.'s last wish was that his son become a priest, and Karol soon began training at an underground seminary in Krakow--secretly, since the Nazis had outlawed religious study. From 1944 until the end of World War II, he had to lie low to escape the notice of the Germans, who had begun rounding up Polish men.

From these experiences, Karol became convinced that moral purity is best attained through suffering. Later in life, when addressing arguments that priestly celibacy should be relaxed, or that other dimensions of Catholic life should be made less difficult, Wojtyla would return to the idea that some things in life are supposed to be hard.

On-the-Job Training

Once Karol entered the Catholic church, his rise through the hierarchy was steady. He was ordained in 1946 and continued to study, earning doctorates in theology and philosophy. He became a bishop in 1958, archbishop in 1963, cardinal in 1967.

A priest in the Polish church faced plenty of obstacles. When the Germans were thrown out of Poland at the end of World War II, the Communists took over, and the new regime was every bit as authoritarian as the old--and even more hostile to religion. A rising star, Karol grew proficient in the difficult balancing act of resisting the government's periodic crackdowns on religion without inviting even harsher reprisals.

The great turning point in his career came at the Second Vatican Council (1962-65). The young church leader from Krakow, relatively unknown outside his native land, attracted attention by arguing forcefully that the church should explicitly condemn anti-Semitism and officially reject the view that Jews are responsible for Jesus's death.

All Roads Lead to Rome

When Pope John Paul I died in 1978 after only 34 days in office, Cardinal Wojtyla traveled to Rome to help elect a successor. On the eighth ballot, his peers elected him to lead their church. He was the first non-Italian pope in more than 400 years and the first Slavic pope ever. At age 58, he was also the youngest pope in generations.

In 1981, he was shot twice by a Turk named Mehmet Ali Agca. He recoved within months, and resumed his arduous schedule. He even went to his assailant's prison and forgave the man who tried to murder him.

Throughout his papacy, John Paul has been a traveling man. In the past quarter of a century, he has made more than 100 trips outside Italy. Plenty of people have traveled to him, too. The Vatican estimates that an astounding 17 million pilgrims have traveled to St. Peter's Basilica in Rome to see John Paul over the years. Many of his followers are there with him today--physically or spiritually or both.


Mark Diller
Updated April 1, 2005


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