Setting your kids up on a blind date?

[bresamil]

You are a Star Wars fan right? Allow me to explain it this way, "Mom force" is like Luke Skywalker in Star Wars IV, which was actually the first one but I digress. "Poon force" is like Yoda. Even though Luke thought he was strong and he could lift his X-Wing thing out of the swamp, and fight with the little robot droid shooting lasers and stuff, he in no way compared to the power of Yoda Poon Force.

The moral of the story? Cocky and cool in no way trumps little and wrinkled.

Pete
I did not say the child wasn't going to start thinking with the small head and go eff some child ho one day. It may very well happen. JUST NOT IN MY HOUSE. Nor will the child hos be brought to MY HOUSE for that purpose. I'm sure his father would provide him a place for trysting, but he'll probably also want to pull up a chair and watch.

And Sinwagon - you sent him to OC to sow his oats. Exactly who or what did you think he was going to sow them into?

 

[sinwagon]

Pete
I did not say the child wasn't going to start thinking with the small head and go eff some child ho one day. It may very well happen. JUST NOT IN MY HOUSE. Nor will the child hos be brought to MY HOUSE for that purpose. I'm sure his father would provide him a place for trysting, but he'll probably also want to pull up a chair and watch.

And Sinwagon - you sent him to OC to sow his oats. Exactly who or what did you think he was going to sow them into?

Meaning be out on his own, live it up with his friends, maybe meet some girls and what he did was his business. Until he brought the trash home to my house!!!!

I mean come on, how many "serious" relationships begin at Senior week with girls that live 3 hours away!

 

[harleygirl]

I'm sure his father would provide him a place for trysting, but he'll probably also want to pull up a chair and watch.

 

[cattitude]

And whoever left me red on this......BITE ME!

Probably somebody who's "raised" a five-year old to be a nice child.

 

[harleygirl]

Meaning be out on his own, live it up with his friends, maybe meet some girls and what he did was his business. Until he brought the trash home to my house!!!!

I mean come on, how many "serious" relationships begin at Senior week with girls that live 3 hours away!

It was probably his first intimate encounter. Trust me, in a couple of years he will be bragging to his buddies about what a ho his "first" was.

 

[bresamil]

Meaning be out on his own, live it up with his friends, maybe meet some girls and what he did was his business. Until he brought the trash home to my house!!!!

I mean come on, how many "serious" relationships begin at Senior week with girls that live 3 hours away!

Since he was a nice kid and he boinked her, he's just trying to do right by her. :shrug: A bad kid would've given her a number and yelled NEXT!!!

 

[Pete]

Pete
I did not say the child wasn't going to start thinking with the small head and go eff some child ho one day. It may very well happen. JUST NOT IN MY HOUSE. Nor will the child hos be brought to MY HOUSE for that purpose. I'm sure his father would provide him a place for trysting, but he'll probably also want to pull up a chair and watch.

And Sinwagon - you sent him to OC to sow his oats. Exactly who or what did you think he was going to sow them into?

Uh huh, speaking as a guy who was 18 once your Force does not compare to "The Pink Side" Laundry room, back yard, in the car, on the roof, your bed while you run to Food Lion for Mini pads, on the coffee table during a comercial.

 

[sinwagon]

It was probably his first intimate encounter. Trust me, in a couple of years he will be bragging to his buddies about what a ho his "first" was.

2nd. The first was with a girl that he claims he felt nothing for really. They just did it a couple of times to get it over with. Oh brother.........

 

[cattitude]

Uh huh, speaking as a guy who was 18 once your Force does not compare to "The Pink Side" Laundry room, back yard, in the car, on the roof, your bed while you run to Food Lion for Mini pads, on the coffee table during a comercial.

I'm not so sure boys actually bring a girl home with the thought of sex. Things just pop up suddenly.

 

[pixiegirl]

Probably somebody who's "raised" a five-year old to be a nice child.

My almost 5 year old has learned the art of crying wolf with some very serious accusations. I used Vrai's method of making him call everyone he lied to and tell them the truth and that he lied. But "grammy" still believes him.

 

[bresamil]

Uh huh, speaking as a guy who was 18 once your Force does not compare to "The Pink Side" Laundry room, back yard, in the car, on the roof, your bed while you run to Food Lion for Mini pads, on the coffee table during a comercial.

I'm sure the security cameras will give me the info required to pack his bags.

That sounds sexist. The boys could end up behaving and it could be girl that goes "Trixie ho" on me.

Regardless, once caught, don't let the door hit you in the azz.

 

[vraiblonde]

Probably somebody who's "raised" a five-year old to be a nice child.

Tell the truth - wouldn't you love to have a quarter for every time I said, "If parents just set standards for their kids, then they won't act out as teenagers! It's all in the parenting! " when my kids were much younger?

 

[Pete]

I'm sure the security cameras will give me the info required to pack his bags.

That sounds sexist. The boys could end up behaving and it could be girl that goes "Trixie ho" on me.

Regardless, once caught, don't let the door hit you in the azz.

I don't believe for a second you have the stones to put your kid out because you caught them doing the humpty on the floor.

 

[sinwagon]

Tell the truth - wouldn't you love to have a quarter for every time I said, "If parents just set standards for their kids, then they won't act out as teenagers! It's all in the parenting! " when my kids were much younger?

Or "Not my kids, I would NEVER allow that" You learn there is alot you put up with as parents as time goes on. Compromise was not a word in my vocabulary but I have found that when necessary, I too compromise.

 

[kwillia]

Tell the truth - wouldn't you love to have a quarter for every time I said, "If parents just set standards for their kids, then they won't act out as teenagers! It's all in the parenting! " when my kids were much younger?

Ya'll are skeering me....

 

[Pete]

Tell the truth - wouldn't you love to have a quarter for every time I said, "If parents just set standards for their kids, then they won't act out as teenagers! It's all in the parenting! " when my kids were much younger?

I am hoping don't ruin it! Luckily Boy is afraid of me.

 

[bresamil]

I don't believe for a second you have the stones to put your kid out because you caught them doing the humpty on the floor.

Just wait.

 

[cattitude]

Tell the truth - wouldn't you love to have a quarter for every time I said, "If parents just set standards for their kids, then they won't act out as teenagers! It's all in the parenting! " when my kids were much younger?

Not even a quarter. I only hope I can work long enough to see all the perfect little angels the attorneys I work with are raising. All the parenting books, play dates, nannies, work groups

 

[harleygirl]

Tell the truth - wouldn't you love to have a quarter for every time I said, "If parents just set standards for their kids, then they won't act out as teenagers! It's all in the parenting! " when my kids were much younger?

I would be rich!! Those with younger kiddos that think their offspring will be better behaved than most teens, usually have the worst behaved teen. I would always tell my brother when his kids were teens.....you need to do and they will behave. Now his kids are grown, and he just points at me and laughs.

 

[aps45819]

I did tell him that I truthfully believe he is borderline retarded and should not leave the house without a helmet!

Might want to change that to a raincoat