Size....

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
muwha8 said:
Oh yeah and dougster sorry its not you, just thought it might be cause the guy said his name was doug but his friends called him dougster :lmao:

either way I hear you good looking so... :yay: way ta b
It's always good if your friends remember the fake name you're using with the drunk chicks at the Tiki Bar. :yay:
 

onebdzee

off the shelf
Qurious said:
it does...you dont see any 4 inch toys now do you? :lmao:

actually there are toys that are as small as 1 inch.... :whistle: (and if you find a male that is THAT small, you need to be on the sexual predator list)
 
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tikipirate

Guest
Qurious said:
How important is it to you in a relationship?

Let me explain: :popcorn:

She's fat.

His manhood is small.

People are either divorcing over this or cheating on one another.

Talk to me, im listening. :coffee:
I will actually give Q a serious answer, at least wrt the mechanics of the situation...

The angle of the vaginal canal varies from woman to woman, affecting penetration. Excess weight in the lower abdomen can exacerbate this, and cause the vagina to cant downward. A fat abdomen and canted vagina can make deep penetration difficult for the average man. Throw in some fat thighs and rear-penetration may be the only viable option. If the lady in question also has business-class buttocks, you can't get there from here.

Excess abdominal fat on a man decreases his effective penis length. Losing 20 lbs may increase the length of a man's stinkhammer by an inch or more. The obvious mechanical interference of a big belly and fat thighs also applies. An overweight man will also likely have problems flying his cheeseflag due to heart and bloodflow problems.

Speaking from a purely mechanical viewpoint, fat is the enemy of great sex for either partner. But a BBW should definitely be looking for a skinny man with an above-average meat dagger. And a slender woman with some sea room between the thighs and a protruding mons venus is a fat man's friend.
 

onebdzee

off the shelf
Size matters after you have children, also....in some cases during childbirth the women will tare up, causing some if not all the nerves to be broken....when the dr. sews her up he doesn't have time nor the instruments to reconnect these nerves(at least this is what my dr. has told me)....add that to the scaring and it all equals up to one thing....

"GOD, PLEASE MAKE MY NEXT MAN HUNG LIKE A HORSE! :clap: "
 

harleygirl

Working for the weekend
Qurious said:
How important is it to you in a relationship?

Let me explain: :popcorn:

She's fat.

His manhood is small.

People are either divorcing over this or cheating on one another.

Talk to me, im listening. :coffee:
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Outside beauty is just a small part to what a person really is, you cannot judge a book by its cover. I for one am average size, but like men a little heavy. As far as penis size, what difference does it make as long as the male knows how to use it?
 

MMDad

Lem Putt
onebdzee said:
Size matters after you have children, also....in some cases during childbirth the women will tare up, causing some if not all the nerves to be broken....when the dr. sews her up he doesn't have time nor the instruments to reconnect these nerves(at least this is what my dr. has told me)....add that to the scaring and it all equals up to one thing....

"GOD, PLEASE MAKE MY NEXT MAN HUNG LIKE A HORSE! :clap: "

We joked about the "extra stitch" with the doctor, but I wasn't stupid enough to say anything when it mattered. So there he is, sewing her up, and he looks up at me and says "So, did you still want that extra stitch?"
 

Freakyfreak

My Freak!
<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxmk788DHUS' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_22.gif' alt='Tongue Out' border=0></a> Does this not count anymore.
 

MMDad

Lem Putt
So back to the question:

Qurious, does this mean that you would turn down a John if he was small? Even if he gave you $20? What does your pimp think about that?
 

MMDad

Lem Putt
K_Jo said:
This seems to be a popular thread. What's it about and can I jump in here?

Q is upset because she got fat and her man's wee-wee isn't big enough any more. It's only 4" thick, but she can't give up the baseball bat and do some Kegels.
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
MMDad said:
Q is upset because she got fat and her man's wee-wee isn't big enough any more. It's only 4" thick, but she can't give up the baseball bat and do some Kegels.
Holy crap! :jet:

I thought Q was a boy. :confused:
 
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