slotpuppy
Ass-hole
Maybe she is going to save a horse.WHAT??? Who is more important than all of us?![]()

Maybe she is going to save a horse.WHAT??? Who is more important than all of us?![]()

Crap. I don't know if I should even show up then.Vrai won't be there - other plans.![]()
Lance is getting some stink on his hang down?Maybe she is going to save a horse.![]()
Crap. I don't know if I should even show up then.

Oh yeah. Forgot about you.
Impossible.Oh yeah. Forgot about you.
Depends on where you measure from .... I'm packing 14" if you start at my butthole![]()
Fingers, not schlong!
Mine are connected .....![]()
At the risk of sounding like a school marm - Ya know - there are plenty O' treads where y'all can have this kind of chat. Just wanted to reiterate so we don't discourage attendance by newbie forumites: our gatherings are very low key & we all get together for the fun company & a lot of us HAVE a camaraderie built up over the long time we've been getting together. We do kid around with each other a lot but it's not vulgar at all. I'd hate new people to think we were. Yes ma'am.At the risk of sounding like a school marm - Ya know - there are plenty O' treads where y'all can have this kind of chat. Just wanted to reiterate so we don't discourage attendance by newbie forumites: our gatherings are very low key & we all get together for the fun company & a lot of us HAVE a camaraderie built up over the long time we've been getting together. We do kid around with each other a lot but it's not vulgar at all. I'd hate new people to think we were.
Please keep it clean.
Just sayin'

Or oldie forumites.Just wanted to reiterate so we don't discourage attendance by newbie forumites:

Is that why you aren't coming? Did we offend your midwest morals?Or oldie forumites.![]()
Why you always feel the need to mention my age?Or oldie forumites.![]()

My disinterest in the slutfest is nothing new.Is that why you aren't coming? Did we offend your midwest morals?
My disinterest in the slutfest is nothing new.

This is really my sense of humor, but I'm certainly not going to be taking my clothes off and offering BJs to most of the forum members there. I'll make one or two exceptions though.I just looked at it like online bantering, much like the stories of Bann and I dancing in speedos on the table to Gaga, Something that would be an indication of a moderate temperature in a location known for its fire like heat.
WHAT???Vrai won't be there - other plans.![]()
Not if you knew what she almost poked my eye out with at our last gathering.Is that why you aren't coming? Did we offend your midwest morals?