BadGirl
I am so very blessed
If I ever become so inconsolable and troubled that I feel suicide is my only option, I'll try my best to jump from the bridge only between the hours of 1:30 a.m. and 4:30 a.m., so as to minimize the impact to local traffic patterns. And I will also leave my car at the base of the bridge, so no one will have to move it, nor will I impede the light traffic at that time of the day. I'll also wear a reflective body suit so that the searchers and recovery team will have a better chance of finding me quickly in the dark; it will also be adorned with BRIGHT orange trim pieces so that, if by chance they don't find me till daylight hours, I will be easier to spot. I will also wear a full-face helmet, so that when I hit the water, the force will kill me quickly, but my face will be intact, so that an open casket will be possible.
Of course, I will do all of this because I will be thoughtfully meticulous in my plans to kill myself.

Of course, someone who is so desperate to kill themselves is only thinking about the MOMENT, not about the implications of what happens during and after the suicide.
Of course, I will do all of this because I will be thoughtfully meticulous in my plans to kill myself.

Of course, someone who is so desperate to kill themselves is only thinking about the MOMENT, not about the implications of what happens during and after the suicide.