What do you do if.....

Dukesdad

Dukesdad

Well-Known Member
Mabus said:
....you find something in your SO's nightstand drawer that you don't think was previously there? Some sort of lickable massage cream?

SO insists that there is no one else but is becoming more distant and unappreciative.....thoughts?
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Smear it on my knob and tell to get lickin'!!!!!:dye:
 
struggler44

struggler44

A Salute to all on Watch
Can you post her number, she sounds kinda freaky.. If not, then I would figure a way to get some Flexall 454 in the tube, won't take long to figure out whether she is using it or not....:killingme Deny,deny,deny.
 
rpexie

rpexie

.:Georgia Peach:.
Ohhh and if you do find out shes been creeping with other guys, make sure you mix some Icy Hot in that sex cream before you ditch her ass. :whistle:
 
M

Mabus

Free Rent
Confirmed cheater via Yahoo IM this morning. She shouldn't have left it open. Now to figure a way to get her hopes up and ditch her
 
GWguy

GWguy

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struggler44 said:
Can you post her number, she sounds kinda freaky.. If not, then I would figure a way to get some Flexall 454 in the tube, won't take long to figure out whether she is using it or not....:killingme Deny,deny,deny.
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rpexie said:
Ohhh and if you do find out shes been creeping with other guys, make sure you mix some Icy Hot in that sex cream before you ditch her ass. :whistle:
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LusbyMom said:
Told ya to ditch her! Now I think you should do the icy hot thing :lol:
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Baja28 said:
AFTER he puts the icyhot in her fun lube. :yay:
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Y'all are just evil. :twitch:




Can't wait to find out how well it works, tho... :popcorn:
 
struggler44

struggler44

A Salute to all on Watch
Mabus said:
Confirmed cheater via Yahoo IM this morning. She shouldn't have left it open. Now to figure a way to get her hopes up and ditch her
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Sorry to hear it; guess one siver lining is you didn't go any further in your relationship before finding out...
 
lnmarsh

lnmarsh

Love * Luck * Faith
Mabus said:
Confirmed cheater via Yahoo IM this morning. She shouldn't have left it open. Now to figure a way to get her hopes up and ditch her
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Damn.

Well... Dont play games. Just leave her. She obviously not worth the hastle
 
desertrat

desertrat

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RoseRed said:
How did I miss this? :lmao:
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If you are missing some then I think he did more than look.:lol:

rpexie said:
Ohhh and if you do find out shes been creeping with other guys, make sure you mix some Icy Hot in that sex cream before you ditch her ass. :whistle:
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Well, you beat me to it, but you have to use something that doesn't give itself away by the odor. Add some itching powder while you are at it.
 
n0n1m0us3

n0n1m0us3

why so serious
Are you this stalkerish with all the people you date? Going through her drawers and checking her yahoo after a few months of dating. I wonder if she was aware that you and her were "together" like that lol. Creepy mofo!
 
Toxick

Toxick

Splat
Mabus said:
Confirmed cheater via Yahoo IM this morning. She shouldn't have left it open. Now to figure a way to get her hopes up and ditch her
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I'd hit it one last time, and right after you finish up, pull your clothes on, get your keys, and head on out. As you're heading out the door say, "Lose my number."






Or you could simply say, "I know you've been messing around with someone else, and I'm not really into the whole 'swinging' thing, so it's been fun, but I'll see you around."



"And while we're clearing the air, I've been using your toothbrush to comb my balls-fro. Later."
 
Toxick

Toxick

Splat
n0n1m0us3 said:
Are you this stalkerish with all the people you date? Going through her drawers and checking her yahoo after a few months of dating.
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I think we already covered this angle earlier in the thread and the consensus was 'full disclosure = AOK".
 
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