Larry Gude
Strung Out
Hmmmm....but I just put dish throwing on my bucket list. It's written in Sharpie.
"Do something spontaneous today" Check.
Hmmmm....but I just put dish throwing on my bucket list. It's written in Sharpie.
Hmmmm....but I just put dish throwing on my bucket list. It's written in Sharpie.
You're not violent enough. You either feel the satisfaction of the bowl flying through the air, hitting the wall and POW! shattering into a million shards of deadly shrapnel or you don't. Like a happy marriage, it cannot be faked.
My husband, boyfriend at the time, took me on a private tour of the White House for my 19th birthday (he used to sell jewelry and met a Secret Service Agent who's wife shared the same birthday as me, he arranged it...was pretty awesome) and do you know that during that tour, when they showed us the Oval Office, they actually pointed out where the dirty deed took place?! THIS made it to the tour? Sad...lol
And as for nobody wanting to be embarrassed...would it be more embarrassing for everyone to find out they've been 'faking' happy and shorting themselves true happiness for however long?
Faking an orgasm is just encouraging bad behavior. He'll think you like it and keep doing it.....oh joy
Stay sober, stay in denial.......call it what you want
OMG, they actually pointed out the location of the dirty deed, that sounds so dysfunctional, did you get a good visual in your head?
^This^
They don't want to be embarrassed by being seen in a relationship that is less than stellar perfect so they fake everyone into believing it is, only to have to eat crow later when the truth comes out.
Those of us who've been married know that it's not 100% peaches and cream every single day of our lives. It doesn't have to be in order for a marriage to be considered happy and successful. (Although now I have the song "Cellblock Tango" running through my head.)
OMG, they actually pointed out the location of the dirty deed, that sounds so dysfunctional, did you get a good visual in your head?
I once got really pissed at my husband and dumped a bowl of candy corn off the deck. He loves candy corn. LOVES it.
You're not violent enough. You either feel the satisfaction of the bowl flying through the air, hitting the wall and POW! shattering into a million shards of deadly shrapnel or you don't. Like a happy marriage, it cannot be faked.
Well that's a bummer. It's still on my bucket list. I might like it once I do it, with my safety glasses, protective gloves and in a location where it won't harm anyone.
As for marriage, some days we don't like each other, but we always love each other. And I think that's perfectly normal. I love my husband greatly. And I have to give him a lot of credit, as lately there has been a lot of pressure on him to do things for me that he never had to before and he's stepped up to the plate. He's pretty awesome and I'm pretty positive he loves me greatly too.
But what's happy and normal for one couple may not be happy and normal for another. I don't think we can measure the happiness and success of anyone else's marriage by comparing it to our own personal ideals of what is "happy and normal".
At the end of the day, it's JUST a room. pretty much like rooms in everyone's house. I am sure Bubba ain't the first person to get it on in the oval office. Think about that the next time you're sitting on the sofa at a friends house.
I am not sitting on your and Vrail's sofa anymore.
Wow! Why would they carry on like that so long?
I enjoy those "oh I am so happy and my life is so perfect" posts if they really mean it. I always tell Bann and FH that they're so sweet they give me a toothache, and I have both Kom and his wife marked as important on my FB so I don't miss a single installment of their 20+ year romance. You have to be a real malcontent to not smile and feel optimistic in the face of true love and commitment.
But, like you said, the fakers just ruin it. Like faking an orgasm - why wouldn't you just chill out and have the real thing instead of putting all that effort into convincing someone that it's so mindblowing?
Larry and I have not shared furniture in several years, but my couch used to belong to his gay brother. Make of that what you will.
Suzy Sunshine you are not.