TPD
the poor dad
And what about the elk balls?
What's for dinner?
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An American tourist in Spain goes to a restaurant and notices another guy eating some weird thing.
He calls the waiter and says, "Excuse me. Can I have that same dish, please?"
The waiter says, "No sir, You can't." He asks, "Why not?"
Waiter: "Because, sir, they are the balls of a bull."
Man: "So what? I want them!" Waiter: "No, sir. You dont understand.
Here in Spain, bullfights occur, and the balls of the bull are chopped off and supplied to our restaurant, so we get only one pair of bull's balls a day.
If you like, I'll reserve the next pair for you."
Man: "Okay, I'll come back tommorow."
The next day, the man goes in and is served a pair of small balls. Outraged he asks, "What the hell is this! Yesterday's balls were much bigger!"
Waiter : You don't understand something, sir. Sometimes the bull wins."
He calls the waiter and says, "Excuse me. Can I have that same dish, please?"
The waiter says, "No sir, You can't." He asks, "Why not?"
Waiter: "Because, sir, they are the balls of a bull."
Man: "So what? I want them!" Waiter: "No, sir. You dont understand.
Here in Spain, bullfights occur, and the balls of the bull are chopped off and supplied to our restaurant, so we get only one pair of bull's balls a day.
If you like, I'll reserve the next pair for you."
Man: "Okay, I'll come back tommorow."
The next day, the man goes in and is served a pair of small balls. Outraged he asks, "What the hell is this! Yesterday's balls were much bigger!"
Waiter : You don't understand something, sir. Sometimes the bull wins."
Purely for entertainment purposes, but wouldn't you son's grandfather be your father?
It's...erm...complicated. You see, everywhere I've traveled in the world, wimmin wanted me for my sperm and..well....here we are.
I'll bet those Gender Reassignment Hospitals have plenty just laying around.
Sneakers
Just sneakin' around....
Once again....
Once again....
Smoked wings sound great! Smoked deviled eggs I think I'd have to try before I buy.
I feel like eating junk so I'll probably have a meatball pizza on pita bread.
gemma_rae
Well-Known Member
They raise your children in a well? Like tadpoles or sumptin?
HemiHauler
Well-Known Member
A pack of Koo Miles, Kwinkies, and a drape Nehi Cokesoda.
Steve D.M.V.
Active Member
Fish Sticks w/vegetables and fried potatoes.
