Why you men get in trouble

onebdzee

onebdzee

off the shelf
vraiblonde said:
Um, she's right. What kind of woman dates a guy who has to be persuaded to shower, let alone marries his wretched ass?
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I use to work with a lady that married a guy that showered, but didn't use soap....ever

I met him once and had to leave before I got too close because of the smell....even though she complained (a LOT) about the smell, the dirty clothes, and having to wash her sheets daily, she stayed married to him for more than 20 years (she passed away) and swore they were soul mates
 
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USWWarrior

It's a Jeep thang!
GWguy said:
I'm not dating at the moment, and I don't have to go to work, so I'm making it a personal challenge to see how long I can go without showering,

I'm up to 6 days so far. My blue jeans can stand up on their own. My plain shirt looks like pop art.

Interesting.......
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My dog doesnt get mad if I hadnt showered...:killingme

or is that haven't...
 
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withrespect

withrespect

:wr:
Soes anyone else have 10 kinds of shampoo and conditioner in the shower at any given time? :confused:


My husband gets so pissed because I always want to try new products and they fall on his feet when he goes to grab his body wash. :ohwell:


:cds: <--- Husband every morning
 
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USWWarrior

It's a Jeep thang!
withrespect said:
Soes anyone else have 10 kinds of shampoo and conditioner in the shower at any given time? :confused:


My husband gets so pissed because I always want to try new products and they fall on his feet when he goes to grab his body wash. :ohwell:


:cds: <--- Husband every morning
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I am so not touching this one....:killingme
 
JeJeTe

JeJeTe

Happiness
withrespect said:
Soes anyone else have 10 kinds of shampoo and conditioner in the shower at any given time? :confused:


My husband gets so pissed because I always want to try new products and they fall on his feet when he goes to grab his body wash. :ohwell:


:cds: <--- Husband every morning
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Just 2 bottles of shampoo and 2 bottles of conditioner that I alternate between. And then special deep conditioning, body wash, body scrub, face wash, face scrub, and then a bottle of baby shampoo and soap for the kid.
 
Misfit

Misfit

Lawful neutral
withrespect said:
Soes anyone else have 10 kinds of shampoo and conditioner in the shower at any given time? :confused:


My husband gets so pissed because I always want to try new products and they fall on his feet when he goes to grab his body wash. :ohwell:


:cds: <--- Husband every morning
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My wife gets :mad: because I leave a hair monster in the drain every morning. One time I spelled out "HI" with the hair on the shower wall.


I'm friendly...:dance:
 
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USWWarrior

It's a Jeep thang!
withrespect said:
:confused: What?! I like hair products. :mad:
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No worries. I think it is cool. But I have to support him. Either get a multi shelf corner unit for the shower or take some of them out after you tried them, especially if you don't like it. Move them to the guest bathroom if you have one...:wink:
 
migtig

migtig

aka Mrs. Giant
withrespect said:
Soes anyone else have 10 kinds of shampoo and conditioner in the shower at any given time? :confused:


My husband gets so pissed because I always want to try new products and they fall on his feet when he goes to grab his body wash. :ohwell:


:cds: <--- Husband every morning
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Let's see - I got to picture the shower caddy in my mind
1 bottle of shampoo
1 bottle of shampoo and 1 bottle of conditioner
1 bottle of shampoo and 1 bottle of conditioner and 1 tub of deep conditioner
3 sample sizes of shampoo and 1 sample size of conditioner
1 sampler pack shampoo and 1 sampler pack conditioner

So to answer your question, yes.
 
withrespect

withrespect

:wr:
USWWarrior said:
No worries. I think it is cool. But I have to support him. Either get a multi shelf corner unit for the shower or take some of them out after you tried them, especially if you don't like it. Move them to the guest bathroom if you have one...:wink:
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:jet: OMG a new DIY project for me. I shall build a shelf in the shower. :dance:


Super glue and duct tape, here I come. :yahoo:
 
JeJeTe

JeJeTe

Happiness
Misfit said:
My wife gets :mad: because I leave a hair monster in the drain every morning. One time I spelled out "HI" with the hair on the shower wall.


I'm friendly...:dance:
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:lmao:

I feel your pain. I usually shower twice daily and it seems like it's never ending.
 
migtig

migtig

aka Mrs. Giant
Misfit said:
I hate those stupid things. I shake & shake & shake them and she's always like. "What are you doing in there?"

:mad:
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Store them upside down. I don't like the sample packs because I can never get them open in the shower - "tear here" doesn't work ever. :mad:
 
withrespect

withrespect

:wr:
OMG Misfit, I meant to tell you. TRY THESE!!! :jameo:

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My hair has never been as soft and smooth as it was this morning. I am going to go to Wal-Mart and buy all the other Organix products after work. :coffee:
 
slotpuppy

slotpuppy

Ass-hole
The handler has about 86 different bottles in her shower. I have a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo in my shower. :coffee:
 
Chasey_Lane

Chasey_Lane

Salt Life
withrespect said:
Soes anyone else have 10 kinds of shampoo and conditioner in the shower at any given time? :confused:
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I don't have a ton of shampoo/conditioner, but this is my shower and the shelf (see attached old picture) is now completely lined with various bottles of stuff. :biggrin:
 

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