Would you kill you spouse?
- Thread starter Misfit
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PJumper
New Member
My job is to provide for the family and be patient and understanding for her shortcomings!
JeJeTe
Happiness
PJumper
New Member
Nope, happily fulfilling her wifey duties, preparing breakfast and doing the housework (which she insists) and making sure I'm happy in the bedroom!
ZARA
Registered User
To be perfectly honest, we wouldn't have to wait till items were on sale if guys turned the damn lights off when they leave a room instead of leaving them on and inflating the electric bill by 80.00 to 100.00 every month. Talk about wasting money...and you wonder why we nag at you. Of course we do because you are failing at your job of providing! May as well take a 100.00 bill and burn it for all the good leaving lights on is doing.
But since you are unable to lift your itty bitty finger to flip a switch and continue to waste money, we have to make up for your short comings by waiting for items to go on sale.
Misfit
Lawful neutral
Dad...is that you?
migtig
aka Mrs. Giant
migtig
aka Mrs. Giant
I believe Misfit any day of the week over him.
We should tell his wife about Poshmark. #lightbulb
PJumper
New Member
What are your shortcomings?
PJumper
New Member
Typical wife logic! Bad! If you would just kindly turn off the lights, Don't B*tch because we left the toilet seat up, then us, your hubbies would be very appreciative and decide you're a "keeper" and treat you to a nice dinner and take you to the mall (we'll endure the pain) and buy nice things for you that are not on sale!
withrespect
:wr:
My husband buys me stuff
My husband puts up with all kinds of chit 
But he would never never never tell me to "know my place"... I'll know my place all the way to the bank. 
My husband is wayyyy awesomer than you. 
ReadingTheNews
Active Member
Put the crack pipe down. Delusions and hallucinations are both side effects of too much use.
PJumper
New Member
Well, I only watch sports (basketball-go Lakers) once in a while, I don't drink my beer in the fridge fast enough she sometimes run out of space; I tend to make a mess when I cook dinner (I don't like to clean as I go, but will clean everything up afterwards) and it's painfull for me to watch soaps with her which I dutifully endure. Oh, I do spend a lot of time with the community and at Church!
PJumper
New Member
My husband buys me stuff
I never said I told her to "know her place", she was just raised the right way, to be a good wife!
withrespect
:wr:
JeJeTe
Happiness
garyt27
INAFJ
My Mom beat the lights out of me for leaving them on.
Now I'm anal about it. I even turn lights off in public places whenever I can.
I am concerned about wearing out switches also.
In my last house I changed all the switches and outlets.
Changed the switches to make them quiet, the outlets just because.
Now I'm anal about it. I even turn lights off in public places whenever I can.
I am concerned about wearing out switches also.
In my last house I changed all the switches and outlets.
Changed the switches to make them quiet, the outlets just because.
PJumper
New Member
Put the crack pipe down. Delusions and hallucinations are both side effects of too much use.
No drugs, no hallucination. Just tellin you that if your wife thinks that you're worth keeping, she needs to work for it.
sockgirl77
Well-Known Member
You mean a submissive wife....
To swallow...