Would you kill you spouse?
- Thread starter Misfit
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withrespect
:wr:
She sounds like she is a lucky woman. I'm all kinds of jelly over her role.
Not me.
I would rather shove a pinecone up my ass than be with someone even remotely like this aszhole. 
PJumper
New Member
I said I watch sports, not some morality check show. He does have some faults, but when you're a top dog, women normally gravitates towards you. Not saying that what he did was acceptable.
Beta
Smile!
They make this toilet seat now, that's smart, and will quitely and slowly reset it's self into the lowered position. You guys should look for one and install it and save yourselves a lot of hassle.
My husband's smart.
this brings up another subject. Women hate it when there's pee on a toilet seat (obviously). Granted, it mostly happens because of kids who don't know any better, but it brings me to my question. Why do women insist the seat is down? Wouldn't it be better if the seat was always UP, so that way nobody can pee on the seat? I mean, who pops a squat without looking? That's just asking for a wet ass.
And I always put the seat down, TYVM
BadGirl
I am so very blessed
I'm unsure of why I would buy something on sale, just for the sake of it being on sale.
I rarely buy much of anything, because I'm a freakin' penny pincher who really doesn't enjoy purchasing anything.
Besides, there is little money to spend things on because I have to pay the freakin' electric bill.
Maybe if someone.....anyone.....would turn off the lights when they aren't using them, I'd be able to afford purchases that aren't on the clearance rack.
Beta
Smile!
You wouldn't know much about being top dog huh. I'd be happy to teach you about it. First lesson: know your role and shut your ####ing hole. Go make me a sammich, bitch.
JeJeTe
Happiness
Not me.
Not me. Who wouldn't want man to show me my roles, allow me to wait on him, overlook all my shortcomings, allow me to prove my worth to him, and decide that I'm a keeper, all while I'm doing the housework?
That's the #### dreams are made of, I'm telling you.
withrespect
:wr:
I'm unsure of why I would buy something on sale, just for the sake of it being on sale.
I rarely buy much of anything, because I'm a freakin' penny pincher who really doesn't enjoy purchasing anything.
Besides, there is little money to spend things on because I have to pay the freakin' electric bill.
Maybe if someone.....anyone.....would turn off the lights when they aren't using them, I'd be able to afford purchases that aren't on the clearance rack.
This guy is a self-righteous aszhole, BG.
Don't you worry about him. 
Come to WR.
migtig
aka Mrs. Giant
Drunk men.
And men who wake up in the middle of the night and go pee have been known to miss the mark.
I think you guys need to occassionally have to clean up your pee so you appreciate what we go through.
ZARA
Registered User
Not me.
LMFAO And a flashback from the movie "Little Nicky"...the scene...Hitler and a pineapple.
JeJeTe
Happiness
this brings up another subject. Women hate it when there's pee on a toilet seat (obviously). Granted, it mostly happens because of kids who don't know any better, but it brings me to my question. Why do women insist the seat is down? Wouldn't it be better if the seat was always UP, so that way nobody can pee on the seat? I mean, who pops a squat without looking? That's just asking for a wet ass.
And I always put the seat down, TYVM
I'm glad you know your role.
PJumper
New Member
To answer this poll, if PJumper was my spouse, I'd probably take him out.
You don't need to. After we got married she asked my how much I love her. I said, Enough, enough that I'll remain faithfull to you, which I have for the last 28 years but not too much that I won't let you go.
She said what do you mean? I said that if she wakes up one day and realizes that she is no lnger in love with me or can't live with me anymore, just let me know and I'll let her go.
migtig
aka Mrs. Giant
Not me. Who wouldn't want man to show me my roles, allow me to wait on him, overlook all my shortcomings, allow me to prove my worth to him, and decide that I'm a keeper, all while I'm doing the housework?
That's the #### dreams are made of, I'm telling you.
You forgot while working a full time job and taking care of the kids.
JeJeTe
Happiness
That's a load off my mind. :shew: I'm glad you are off the market.
You forgot while working a full time job and taking care of the kids.
sockgirl77
Well-Known Member
Awww...such a thoughtful bastard.
Beta
Smile!
Drunk men.
And men who wake up in the middle of the night and go pee have been known to miss the mark.
I think you guys need to occassionally have to clean up your pee so you appreciate what we go through.
Actually that's a good point, that reminded me of a time when I was young and in a hotel and I must have left the toilet seat up after a late night bathroom break and then later that night my dad went SPLASH.
But if people don't expect it to be down, then that's safer for everyone. And if a guy misses, it won't hit the seat. Win/win!
PJumper
New Member
You wouldn't know much about being top dog huh. I'd be happy to teach you about it. First lesson: know your role and shut your ####ing hole. Go make me a sammich, bitch.
Now, that's a prime example of an Azzhole!
Beta
Smile!
I'm glad you know your role.
Enough of your gums flappin! My plate is empty. SAMMICH!
Beta
Smile!
Not me. Who wouldn't want man to show me my roles, allow me to wait on him, overlook all my shortcomings, allow me to prove my worth to him, and decide that I'm a keeper, all while I'm doing the housework?
That's the #### dreams are made of, I'm telling you.
You'd be so lucky
Misfit
Lawful neutral
I try to help, I focus my pee stream to free up the poop chunks stuck to the bowl.
:shrug: