Recent content by Ghetto Smurf

Werd, Theyve yet to find that space age metal that will support that much weight without buckling the pole.

LMAO just dont buy the handcuffs... they may be used against you in ways you wouldnt.... oh wait... its Pingrr..

I hear by nominate pingrr or smoothie to buy one of these items.. maybe youll get extra treatments of some kind for buying them?? go deep on the item 2. No real woman would be impressed with the prone position army man sniper... get that barbie doll and I bet that doll will score a carry out KFC...

Yes i am actualy.. its a funny story actualy. i got drunk, passed out and hit my head on a toliet. when i awoke i had the same knowledge as one with a master degree in human pshycology.

Kinky :wench:

:huggy: Sounds like you need a happy pill?? Big poppa will give you a hug??

Hahaha........ yea......... I need to lay off the mountain dew to up my sperm count though... maybe ditch the whitey titeys as well, Who likes shootin blanks?? :yay:

You can use my moped anytime, just be sure to return it before i have to go to work. we can work out something, later

ARR Me tale begin onst a cold foggy morn, I was in me prize Dingy on course to Bermuda to battle the lego pirates for the mini treasure chest fulst of gold. about half way into me trip i was on the stern draining me bilge. there were no real bilge pumps back then so ye get the idea.. arr...

Not bite back harder, just establish a sense of consiquence opposed to making any kind of excuse for such an act. If the the act is harsh, you must show them there can and will be a harsh consiquence. example.. as adults we "should" all know we cant go out and shoot up walmart without life in...

Smooth Marine tells it how it is... no he doesnt suffer from mommy issues either, im sure they have pills for that though. Even if he did, he has got where he is today without any kind of pill. All kids will act out in there lifetime. I know i did and i was given a nice kick from a steel toe...

cant...there not allowed to serve me for another 20 mins or so, beleive me there were many arguements over this

I feel ya bro, damn skinny peeps about to get knocked wit a sock fulla pennys

I think next time we need to sit closer to the speakers though, couldnt quite make out the lyrics..

Anyone else into Etch a sketch?? Ive been doing it since i was 6 or 7. Heres my latest picture, it took me 3 weeks to make. I finished it up at around 3am last night. enjoy.