Grown Men Livin Wit Mommy....

bcp

bcp

In My Opinion
I posted from my moms computer for awhile a few years back.

couldnt stand it though, just no way to cyber without your own system.
 
crabcake

crabcake

But wait, there's more...
It's a wonder how -- with so many "criteria" some of ya'll have -- that you ever find a damn date. :duh:

I have standards just like everyone else (teeth, job, bathes at last once weekly ... pretty much it :lol:), but if you can't be accepting and understanding of someone else's situation, how do you expect someone to be accepting and understanding of you/yours when something happens to you down the road? :shrug:
 
Lugnut

Lugnut

I'm Rick James #####!
Hey Crabcake, I meet MOST of your requirements... :lmao:

LoL! I know what you're saying. I have a friend that has so many requirements for his "perfect" girl that he hasn't been on a REAL date in years!

Hell if I enjoy hanging out with a woman AND she makes me laugh on a regular basis chances are she can get in my pants if she wants to. If somebody is a good person the rest just sort of works itself out ya know?

Note: I have no romantic affiliation and it is therefore permissible to allow the occasional cool chic into my pants.
 
Ponytail

Ponytail

New Member
Qurious said:
well with good reason.

unless mommy dearest is ill you wont get a date with me. Call me shallow if you will but your a MAN who shouldn't be living with mommy because it's convienant and your helping each other out.

If you want to get intimate with your date where do you take her? A hotel???
Dont want to wake mother up!
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What's wrong with HER place? Or a nice weekend in a hotel at the beach, cabin in the mountains, livingroom floor while mom is sleeping and dog is licking yer azz, etc...

There are ways to work through any given situation, and sometimes, it can be quite exciting. But you wouldn't know about that. Tuffshiaaht.
 
sweetpea

sweetpea

Bjo
Ponytail said:
What's wrong with HER place? Or a nice weekend in a hotel at the beach, cabin in the mountains, livingroom floor while mom is sleeping and dog is licking yer azz, etc...

There are ways to work through any given situation, and sometimes, it can be quite exciting. But you wouldn't know about that. Tuffshiaaht.
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That is so true.
 
MMDad

MMDad

Lem Putt
Qurious said:
well with good reason.

unless mommy dearest is ill you wont get a date with me. Call me shallow if you will but your a MAN who shouldn't be living with mommy because it's convienant and your helping each other out.

If you want to get intimate with your date where do you take her? A hotel???
Dont want to wake mother up!
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That celibacy vow went away quick.
 
MMDad

MMDad

Lem Putt
When I pulled up new posts, this thread was next to "need help with meds". Coincidence? I don't think so!
 
MMDad

MMDad

Lem Putt
Ponytail said:
What's wrong with HER place? Or a nice weekend in a hotel at the beach, cabin in the mountains, livingroom floor while mom is sleeping and dog is licking yer azz, etc...

There are ways to work through any given situation, and sometimes, it can be quite exciting. But you wouldn't know about that. Tuffshiaaht.
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When we were engaged we did it on the hood of her car in the Hughesville P.O. parking lot.
 
bcp

bcp

In My Opinion
Ponytail said:
livingroom floor while mom is sleeping and dog is licking yer azz, etc...
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Now if that thought dont give you a boner,, viagra wont even help you.
 
vraiblonde

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
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:lmao: Tryin' to tell you Mama's boyz something....
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
aps45819 said:
:lol: One of the reasons I got the house I did was that the master bedroom is on one end of the house and the other bedrooms are on the other end. You can ride and holler and not bother anybody else. :lol:

Disclaimer: -> the "YOU" is a general term and not meant to describe Qurious
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