That’s easy, I met a fella from King George who said that they figgered out a way years ago to beam stuff just like Scotty did not Star trek. I aint sure if it made the same noise it did on Star Trek but he said you could beam all kind of stuff, even a pig. He said the government shut em down and threw all the scientists in jail so they wouldn’t talk. He said he escaped cause he beamed himself to the Hornes on 301 and ran into the woods and hid in a bog for 3 days. He said that the truck drivers were the ones who put the kibosh on it cause if you could beam stuff someplace you wouldn’t need no trucks no more. He was a real smart fella and I believe him. I don’t trust no government guys. I don’t like it when they come sniffin around my inventing hut.