If A Guy Knows How To Cook

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

I have faith in all people. I'm convinced that he's probably not quite as odd/insane as he is online, and even if he is, there's an equally odd woman out there that could let him get this far. I mean, there's someone for everyone. But that someone might bolt if he tried this. And he deserves happiness.

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I didn't see any smilies. THANKS!

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

I've been at several events that you have attended. I have been able to observe your actions. So, I know what I said is true.

So that was you with the long lens, huh? What events do you speak of?

 

[Beta]

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I didn't see any smilies. THANKS!

obviously it was



actually, your fix is how I originally posted it, then added the rest for fun.

 

[warneckutz]

So that was you with the long lens, huh? What events do you speak of?

Stop being such a tool and you won't have to ask stupid questions.

 

[CaneCorso]

This is really simple...

Take her to one of those Japanese that they cook right at your table. Once chef arrives with food hit him over the head with your beer bottle knocking him unconscious then push his body under another table and cook dinner for her! Sheesh you won't even have to do the dishes afterwards.

:shrug:

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Stop being such a tool and you won't have to ask stupid questions.

But.....but.....how would I annoy you if I don't ask "stupid questions?"
Truth is, you have never seen me anywhere.
And, how am I being a tool?

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

This is really simple...

Take her to one of those Japanese that they cook right at your table. Once chef arrives with food hit him over the head with your beer bottle knocking him unconscious then push his body under another table and cook dinner for her! Sheesh you won't even have to do the dishes afterwards.

:shrug:

Now that's just ridiculous.

 

[Dye Tied]

So that was you with the long lens, huh? What events do you speak of?

I'll never tell.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

I'll never tell.

Because you have me mistaken for someone else, I'll bet.
You got nuthin'.....

 

[kwillia]

Because you have me mistaken for someone else, I'll bet.
You got nuthin'.....

You should cook her dinner.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

You should cook her dinner.

Yeah.....that'll happen.....

 

[vraiblonde]

Stop being such a tool and you won't have to ask stupid questions.

How does someone just *stop* being a tool? Is that possible? I'd think that if they realized they were a tool, that would be at least 75% of the proof that they're not a tool at all. If some guy said, "Yeah, I'm a tool," that would tell me he has more self-awareness than most men, which would definitely put him in the "not a tool" category.

 

[Dye Tied]

Because you have me mistaken for someone else, I'll bet.
You got nuthin'.....

Keep on thinking that. Don't ever think that you are anonymous. Lots of people know who you are, IRL.

People have seen you on dating sites, parties and work. It amazes me that people think no one knows who they are.

 

[Beta]

Now that's just ridiculous.

I agree, that idea IS ridiculous. You don't need to knock the chef out. You just need to steal one of their jackets and you're good to go.

Can you make the onion volcano?

 

[migtig]

I agree, that idea IS ridiculous. You don't need to knock the chef out. You just need to steal one of their jackets and you're good to go.

Can you make the onion volcano?

I really want a grill that size.

 

[CaneCorso]

Now that's just ridiculous.

It was supposed to be.... The question seems to be not about is it ok or not but confidence in the relationship. I'd think most women would appreciate the gesture unless she is a strict vegetarian and you bring over steaks.

 

[Beta]

It was supposed to be.... The question seems to be not about is it ok or not but confidence in the relationship. I'd think most women would appreciate the gesture unless she is a strict vegetarian and you bring over steaks.

I know some women like steak, but I've never found that to be something that excites a woman. Usually it's the woman saying "hey dude, I got STEAK!" and the guy creams his pants. Not the other way around.

 

[mv_princess]

I know some women like steak, but I've never found that to be something that excites a woman. Usually it's the woman saying "hey dude, I got STEAK!" and the guy creams his pants. Not the other way around.

Then you aren't getting the right kind of steaks.

 

[vraiblonde]

Then you aren't getting the right kind of steaks.

Or the right kind of women.

 

[mv_princess]

Or the right kind of women.

Or that. Or they are just cheap. Beta are you just being cheap? Because a cheap steak wont get any woman.

But a good steak with a butter truffle on top that melts in your mouth will get any woman going....and if it's amazing it will get you laid before and after the meal