Marriage: What is it good for?

[Nickel]

Something about having a cathedar (sp?) in for awhile creating bad aim.

Whatever, my brother had a catheter in for awhile too, but he still manages to be a pretty good shot. And he has to pee laying down in a bed into a cup.

 

[aps45819]

Wait just one minute I might not be the sharpest knife in the draw but you mean to tell me that you can "Putting the TP roll on backwards"

we've got a guy at work that will turn them around so the paper comes off the front (vs the back)

 

[sockgirl77]

Did the cathertar break his hand so he can't clean it up?

Must have. It won't allow him to pick up his soda cans either.

 

[aps45819]

Must have. It won't allow him to pick up his soda cans either.

quit dateing boys looking for a mommy

 

[sockgirl77]

So is he blind also?
Having to clean the bathroom will really improve your aim.

Good idea. Maybe I should go buy some of those pee pee targets that my brothers had to use.

 

[Nickel]

Good idea. Maybe I should go buy some of those pee pee targets that my brothers had to use.

Tell him if he can dunk the cheerios he'll get some gummy bears.

 

[aps45819]

Good idea. Maybe I should go buy some of those pee pee targets that my brothers had to use.

No, just say "Hey, you pizzed on the floor. Get your azz in there and clean it up. While you're at it, wipe down the tub and the sink."

 

[sockgirl77]

No, just say "Hey, you pizzed on the floor. Get your azz in there and clean it up. While you're at it, wipe down the tub and the sink."

Sounds good. Won't work. Have to get through the 13" skull first.

 

[sockgirl77]

Tell him if he can dunk the cheerios he'll get some.

 

[Nickel]

Sounds good. Won't work. Have to get through the 13" skull first.

I don't think I'd be shacking up with a hardheaded adult floor pisser who can't clean up after themselves.

 

[sockgirl77]

I don't think I'd be shacking up with a hardheaded adult floor pisser who can't clean up after themselves.

I fell in love with him before I saw the floor piss.

 

[workin hard]

I don't think I'd be shacking up with a hardheaded adult floor pisser who can't clean up after themselves.

That would be the reason I move out....

 

[aps45819]

Sounds good. Won't work. Have to get through the 13" skull first.

I find the concept of that someone would urinate on the floor of their home and then leave it to be discusting.
I think I would use their clothes to wipe it up.

Do you do his laundry also?

 

[Nickel]

I fell in love with him before I saw the floor piss.

Oh. I don't fall in love that quickly. And incidentally, did you never visit him at home before you fell in love with him? And if so, did he have piss on the bathroom floor, or did he clean it up?

 

[sockgirl77]

Do you do his laundry also?

 

[aps45819]

Have to get through the 13" skull first.

I fell in love with him before I saw the floor piss.

You're not talking about a 13" skull are you?

 

[Chain729]

If you date someone and they have their own place, which you would be visiting, you do get to see them in their own habitat

Yes, but you don't get as much information to over analyze until you lose your mind.

Besides, its a bit different when you lose the emotional/stress safety net of "I'm pissed, you're annoying, I'm going home. I'll be back when I calm down," or any mix or flow variation of that.

 

[sockgirl77]

Oh. I don't fall in love that quickly.

Honestly, he kept his apartment clean when we first started dating. It wasn't tell a little while after we shacked up together that he became a mess.

 

[Nickel]

Honestly, he kept his apartment clean when we first started dating. It wasn't tell a little while after we shacked up together that he became a mess.

Sounds like a swift kick in the pants is in order.

 

[aps45819]

All the cooking and cleaning?

Sounds like you hooked up with a kid looking for a mommy with priveleges.